I Think The Funniest Part Of Crystallized Was When People Were Like “oh Guys Your Just Being Mean!

I think the funniest part of crystallized was when people were like “oh guys your just being mean! Your being unfair the season hasn’t even come out yet! I’m sure this will be great” only for them to go “this shit sucks” when the season actually comes out /lh

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2 years ago
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Lego Ninjago Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Lord Garmadon & Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Nya/Jay Walker, P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Ninjago), Kai/Skylor (Ninjago) Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Kai (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Jay Walker, Cole (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago), Misako (Ninjago), First Spinjitzu Master (Ninjago), (mentioned), Skylor (Ninjago), The Serpentine (Ninjago), Wu's demon bird of a chicken Additional Tags: Lloyd Garmadon Needs a Hug, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Humor, Age Regression/De-Aging, Father-Son Relationship, actually it's an awkward father-son relationship relationship but whatever, Brotherly Angst, i wrote this cause i missed Garmadon, lego please bring him back, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Team as Family, rated teen for cursing, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net Summary:

After the events of S11, the ninja are back to being whole once more. With Zane once again himself and Aspheera having been locked away, they're ready more than ever for whatever that'll come next. But to be fair, being ready for THIS was impossible.

Please, how were they even supposed to know that a teenage Lord Garmadon would end up at the monastery?

I know I said I didn't finish it yet, but I had some free time and I FINALLY did. It's embarrassing how long this took bruh. 


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2 years ago

HHHHH I CANT PICK JUST ONE OF UR WIPS BUT UHM- An Underworldly Visit????????

You're the second person who's asked me about this one 🤣. Not that I'm complaining tho.

It's an unfinished fic written from pre-pilot Garmadon's pov (after he was banished, of course) and it's just him having a seemingly normal day in the Underworld only for a portal to suddenly open up and spit out two unconscious strangers at his feet.

One of them is none other than our resident Green Ninja — who Garmadon suspects is a student his brother recruited and sent to the Underworld to challenge him, while the other one is a girl around the Green Ninja's age with the most bleached pinned up hair he's ever seen in his life.

And on top of that, there's also something else lying on the ground; an Oni Mask.

So Garm does the obvious. He snaps at the Skulkin to shove these two in a cage and takes the mask for himself to examine it — it's definitely an Oni mask, alright, but how the heck did these two have it?

Some time passes, and he receives news that one of the prisoners has awakened. Hearing this, Garm wastes no time making his way to the Underworld dungeons, and sees the conscious one is none other than the Green Ninja.

Upon seeing him, Lloyd's eyes go wide. Garm is highly confused at this, and just when he is about to make a sarcastic remark about trespassing, Lloyd calls him Father. That completely takes the King of Shadows by surprise, but it doesn't last long, because the next thing that happens is that Garmadon immediately slaps him.

Garm then starts snarling at him for stooping low enough to masquerade as his son, because 1) he hasn't been banished long enough for him to suddenly have an almost adult son and 2) last time he checked, Lloyd had red eyes, not green. It's only then that Lloyd realizes that he time-traveled.

Unfortunately, when he starts asking Garm what year it is, Garm's only thought is that this ninja's screwing with him — which really pisses off our Dark Lord, by the way. After a while, Lloyd starts getting frustrated himself and Harumi wakes up. Garm's just about to snark something at her as well but goes silent once he sees her reaction to him. She looks excited, as though she's just met her idol. Lloyd gets really irritated seeing this and these two get into an argument with Garmadon not understanding anything.

Inside the cage, Lloyd's basically just putting all the blame on Harumi by accusingly saying that she definitely did something with the mask, and now it's her fault his own father doesn't want to believe he's his son. Harumi's just unfazed at this — because technically, she got to meet Garmadon. This infuriates Lloyd even more, and soon, there's nothing other than yelling coming from the cage.

This goes on until Garm himself steps in and barks at them both to stop. The two go silent — which is an absolute relief to Garmadon's eardrums (who can blame him?). Then, he starts asking who they are, and why they have the mask. Lloyd opens his mouth to once again say he's his son only for Harumi to cut him off by saying who she is.

...and I've got nothing else to add after that. 😅

This one is one of those time-travel fics I promised I would chuck in the No Parties To Crash So Why Not The Past series — but obviously, there's only one fic currently in that thing — so yeah, this one's still depressingly unfinished at that moment.


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1 year ago
Dark Matter From S2 Ninjago Is Literally So Pretty… I Would Eat This Shit Right Up… The Forbidden

Dark matter from s2 ninjago is literally so pretty… i would eat this shit right up… the forbidden yoghurt? Probably tastes like blackberry… Literally one of the things i remembered most from my first watch of ninjago before rewatching it again, even kid me agrees that this shit would taste heavenly… just look at it… sigh… turning into an evil brainless zombie would be a small price to pay to get a lick of that.


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1 year ago
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/15 Fandom: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya, Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Lloyd Garmadon/Harumi, Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & P.I.X.A.L. & Jay Walker & Zane, P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Ninjago), Lloyd Garmadon & Kai Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Kai (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Cole (Ninjago), Jay Walker (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago), Harumi (Ninjago), Sons of Garmadon (Ninjago), Emperor of Ninjago, Empress of Ninjago, Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Dareth (Ninjago), Skylor (Ninjago), Original Child Character(s), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Killow (Ninjago), First Spinjitzu Master (Ninjago) Additional Tags: Lloyd Garmadon is a Little Shit, who is also raising a little shit, apparently local green boy decided to experiment with his golden power before s3, and accidentally ended up doing something only the fsm did, so uh...congrats lloyd it's a girl, Father-Daughter Relationship, Team as Family, so basically season 8 happens with said idiot already having a child of his own, Lloyd Garmadon Needs a Hug, Lloyd Garmadon Needs Therapy, Lloyd Garmadon Tries, Lloyd Garmadon's A+ Parenting, Crack and Angst, Fluff and Humor Series: Part 1 of Lloyd's Hellspawn Summary:

Legend says the First Spinjitzu Master never had a wife to father his two sons, having created them with the gold running through his veins.

As his unwilling successor, Lloyd sometimes wishes he'd known that piece of information sooner.

Or; Lloyd accidentally creates a kid before s3 and ends up balancing both the life of a ninja and raises a mini him through the seasons.


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1 year ago

Hello namelysane! I wanted to ask what age was hellspawn when the merge happened? Btw this is for fanart reasons, cus I wanna draw my oc (Lydia garmadon, yes, I’m yellow rose lady and the one with the dad Lloyd au similar to yours) with hellspawn.

I also wanted to ask if this is not to bothersome, how would hellspawn react to a lil’sister like Lydia who is pretty bratty and very greedy with Lloyd attention? (Cus ya’know, she was raise with only her dad and her dad’s full attention, she’s gonna be pretty territorial over him and his attention? Ya’know what I mean???)

Anyways, I’m just asking so I can draw ideas for what it would be like if they were in the same universe. If you don’t like it that’s okay, hellspawn is your oc and I can respect and back off of drawing her with my oc if you want!

It’s up to you and what you’ll consent to your oc being used for (in this case an what if au merge)

Just to ask because I’m curious and think it would be a pretty cool idea, what If hellspawn turns out to have golden ninja powers but like, full time? The powers don’t disappear or go away cus she was made form them?? Idk , I’m just blurting out ideas now.

If you wanna check out my au you can go to my blog where I post about the au: @yellow-rose-lady :)

Don't worry, it's not bothersome! Thanks for asking me beforehand!

Before the Merge, she's like 8. During Dragons Rising she'd be about thirteen.

And oh yes, she'd be really territorial. For all this time, it's been just her, after all. And don't worry, you're free to draw her how you want.

But about the golden power thing though, I'm really sorry, I've already picked an element for her 😭 but thanks for the suggestion though.

Check your messages, it's there 🤫. Consider it as my thanks for drawing her.


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2 years ago
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Lego Ninjago Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Lord Garmadon & Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Nya/Jay Walker, P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Ninjago), Kai/Skylor (Ninjago) Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Kai (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Jay Walker, Cole (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago), Misako (Ninjago), First Spinjitzu Master (Ninjago), (mentioned), Skylor (Ninjago), The Serpentine (Ninjago), Wu's demon bird of a chicken Additional Tags: Lloyd Garmadon Needs a Hug, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Humor, Age Regression/De-Aging, Father-Son Relationship, actually it's an awkward father-son relationship relationship but whatever, Brotherly Angst, i wrote this cause i missed Garmadon, lego please bring him back, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Team as Family, rated teen for cursing, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net Summary:

After the events of S11, the ninja are back to being whole once more. With Zane once again himself and Aspheera having been locked away, they're ready more than ever for whatever that'll come next. But to be fair, being ready for THIS was impossible.

Please, how were they even supposed to know that a teenage Lord Garmadon would end up at the monastery?


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2 years ago

Imagine Akita meeting the Lloyd hellspawn.

Hmmmmm....Akita 👀. Now that's something interesting to think about.

Lloyd's kid absolutely loves her. No doubt about that. I mean, what kid wouldn't want to pet a cute furry wolves' fur, ya know? And what wolf wouldn't feel a little annoyed about that though?

But the kid grows on her after a while, that's for sure. I know in S11, Lloyd told the team he was going to go find Zane alone, but I just like the idea of mini him deciding to tag along secretly, and Lloyd only realizes that until they're miles away from the village. And maybe she wasn't even supposed to be in the Neverrealm either — but of course, she's got too much of Lloyd's genes (and maybe even Kai's influence) to stay put in Ninjago after she saw the ninja... errr literally tie up Wu in front of her.

Oh, and during the moment Lloyd's mouth decides to use Akita as a therapist, her eyes are turning to the kid, basically as if asking whether her dad really isn't the type to shut up. Honestly, even the kid kinda knows her dad needs therapy, so she's... grateful for Akita I guess?


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Lloyd and Lord G are my coping mechanism. I'm also on FFNet and AO3 And yeah, I can't draw.

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