Had A Dream Last Night Where The Whole Fandom Got Together To Write A Collective Ninjago Fanfic And It

Had a dream last night where the whole fandom got together to write a collective Ninjago fanfic and it was terrible. Like, one person would write 500 words, and pass it off to the next person, and the next, until it was an incomprehensible, disgusting, masterpiece of different ideas and headcanons and bad jokes. People were fighting to introduce their blorbos to the plot in 500 words. Writing styles suddenly changed in the middle of conversations. People would use their 500 words to kill off major characters only for someone else to bring them back in the most contrived way possible.

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2 years ago

also ‘you could stay’ ?

Time-travel fic where after Misako leaves her young son at Darkley's Boarding School, she meets a familiar-looking teenager on the way back. The teen looks startled upon seeing her — as though they've actually met before, which is odd, because Misako can swear she's never even once seen him.

After a while, the teen then introduces himself as Montgomery — which surprises Misako, because that's her last name. So they talk a bit, and Montgomery tells her a made-up story I haven't decided on yet, but it's just to make it seem as though he has nowhere to go. This causes Misako to say he can stay with her for a few days, and Montgomery agrees.

Misako then takes him to her home, all while noticing how interested Montgomery seems to be in where she's been living with her son after Garmadon got banished. During his stay there, Misako spends most of her time researching the prophecy, desperate to find a way for it to just be words on a scroll. One day as she does so, Montgomery notices a photograph of her with a young child that looks a lot like him, and asks whether that's her son.

Misako is very startled at the question, and hesitantly nods. Montgomery then comments that he hasn't seen any children around here. Misako replies that he's at school, and that it's a boarding one. Montgomery merely raises an eyebrow at her, before pointing out that the boy looks too young to be on his own. Inwardly, Misako can't help but agree with that, yet she still calmly states that he'll manage. At that, Montgomery goes quiet, which surprises her. However, Misako does not question it, and merely goes back to her research.

As the days pass, she notices how interested Montgomery is in Lloyd, and how often the teenager tries to question her about her son. He asks Misako all sorts of things, like whether she's writing to him and when she's planning to take him home or visit him. Misako manages to dodge the questions though, saying it's only been a few days since she's sent him there and he needs to learn to be on his own instead of having her coddle him. Another thing she notices is how much Montgomery resembles her husband, but she brushes the detail off as just a coincidence. And speaking of Garmadon, Montgomery also asks a lot about her husband as well.

Eventually, the day Montgomery's supposed to leave arrives and he does so without even trying to stay any longer. After he leaves, Misako shifts all her attention to her research to find a way to save both her husband and son, and this goes on for a while until one day when she....

....gets a call from Darkley's headmaster telling her that the son of Garmadon is missing.

Misako goes frantic. How could he have disappeared? It hadn't even been a week since she'd left him for FSM's sake!

However, some time later, there's a knock on her door. Startled, she opens it, only to see little Lloyd standing there with no one else in sight, and no luggage with him other than a stuffed toy which she doesn't even remember getting him. Upon seeing her, little Lloyd starts crying and reaching for her, telling her about how mean the other kids and even the teachers had been to him.

It nearly slips her mind to ask him how he even got back home in the first place, but eventually she does. And that's when her heart drops.

The fic ends with Misako deciding to officially take little Lloyd out from the school and bring him back home, promising to never leave him again. How could she have even done that, she thinks. How had that even crossed her mind?


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3 years ago

Best thing I've read today

HELLO PEOPLE LETS TALK ABOUT NINJAGO LLOYD, HIS ELEMENTAL POWER AND PHYSICS

im utterly pissed off with people totally ignoring the physical part of elemental powers in ninjago universe so here i am explaining to all of you everything

so what do we think about when we hear "elemental powers"? we think about avatar the last airbender, of course! fire, water, earth, air. maybe you're a weirdo who watches a kids show and analyses local events from physical part (☠️) and you think about, i dunno, ice, lightning, speed, shadow, sound etc... its okay. me too.

but when you think about the fire, earth or shadow you know its origin, you know where this came from.

when you think about lloyd montgomery garmadon and his elemental power... tsk, here comes the tricky part.

what is lloyd garmadon's elemental power exactly?

well, google says this

HELLO PEOPLE LETS TALK ABOUT NINJAGO LLOYD, HIS ELEMENTAL POWER AND PHYSICS

which is accurate since his power is energy

but i think that some of you folks don't actually understand what energy is

let's get back to google

HELLO PEOPLE LETS TALK ABOUT NINJAGO LLOYD, HIS ELEMENTAL POWER AND PHYSICS

the capacity for doing work ?

google says that lloyd can shoot energy beams at the enemies but how ? the law of conservation of energy states that the total energy of an isolated system remains constant; it is said to be conserved over time. he can't just, well, do energy out of nowhere

and let's clear that up: i know that it's a kids show and it don't have to be that deep. i just want to have fun so we're going forward

theoretically lloyd can do energy out of nowhere. here's how

HELLO PEOPLE LETS TALK ABOUT NINJAGO LLOYD, HIS ELEMENTAL POWER AND PHYSICS

standard model is the code of our universe. everything (you, your pet, your dinner, your singing, your thoughts are made of it) & ! as you im guessing already tumbled to; even the energy made of it! (you can learn more about it here)

so the first spinjitsu master and green ninja are able to manipulate the quarks gluons and bosons. they use the kinetic energy of bosons constantly pumping out everywhere and make an actual thing out of it

we have decided that yes lloyd's power is energy

but we have another opinion about it; that lloyd's power is, well, power

and i have to say that, unfortunately, it's not

just google that shit up! and everything is clear

HELLO PEOPLE LETS TALK ABOUT NINJAGO LLOYD, HIS ELEMENTAL POWER AND PHYSICS

power is time rate of doing work. not an actual thing

so today we found out a lot about power of green ninja! learn the physics kids cause it's fun

2 years ago

Yesterday's Tea: A wholesome Prompt

Yesterday's Tea: A Wholesome Prompt

The boys get some Yesterday's Tea and gives it to Lloyd acting like it's some normal tea. The next day, Lloyd comes out of his room being tiny as heck in his gi and being really short. Everyone started to reminisce with the good old days, Jay wanted to hear his evil laugh, Kai got him back in his old sweater, Zane even went as far as dying his old Gi pink. The tea doesn't last more than a week because it wasn't as powerful as the real thing but they were able to finally give Lloyd a childhood, teaching him how to catch, bedtime stories, slumber parties, bringing him and picking him up from school. Everyone enjoyed their time, giving Lloyd the childhood he deserved. Then, the week passed and he eventually grew back to fit into his gi again but atleast he got to experience what every kid should have experienced in their lives. A wonderful, childhood.


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1 year ago

Playing the Ninjago movie video game and I want to know why is the sushi chef so weird to get?

Like okay first you build the chicken making machine, that makes sense. But then you’re supposed to have Kai use his spinjitzu on it, and then on the chicken that comes out and I am just like why.

Anyway. Video games are going good.


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2 years ago

What are Misako’s brothers like?

Oh man,,, I have actually personified Misako's older brother and her one younger brother and youngest sister only... but here's what they're like

Most of Misako's brothers have been, unfortunately, conditioned to be woman haters. It extends to the only girl in the family, since Montgomery keeps on having wives to 'protect' the family name. All of them, even Misako's younger siblings, had children before her, and while her own family line is severed, Lloyd has a bunch of cousins in the central part of Ninjago.

So, here they are

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Itsuki (壱城)

Since Montgomery means king of the mountain, his means 'one castle'

Oldest of the entire Montgomery family, three years older than Misako.

He and Misako are the only fully biological siblings, since their mother died during his younger sister's birth

Itsuki never forgave her for this, because... he's being petty and he's copying his dad.

He's the one that looks and acts mature, but he's definitely not emotionally developed

He has a resting poker face, no matter how many times his dad tries to get him to smile in photos.

He actually respects Misako and her passion, but just like all the rest, cut her out of the family completely and never brought her up again.

He's the smartest of all the siblings, barring Misako (she's arguably a lot smarter than he is) and the scholar of the family. His siblings didn't like him for his so called haughty nature, but that's probably because he was

He didn't marry, because according to him, he didn't want girls to suffer the fate of being forced into marriage with him. He also has a hatred for children.

Maelstrom

Second son, younger than Misako for one year

The opposite of Itsuki; a lot more extroverted, less emotionally constipated, and very hands-on with his involvement.

Prefers Misako and her adventurous nature more to Itsuki's quieter and anti-social one. That is, until Montgomery started to teach him Women Bad

Is actually the most tolerant of the brothers, but he does the bare minimum so don't get your hopes up.

Had four children with one wife- after she died he refused to remarry and turned to drinking. It does more harm to his family than good.

He hates Misako after disgracing their family name and leaving her promised husband to another man. In drunken times, his kids could hear him swearing about her.

In times when he's sober, he actually does a good job managing the household and having rationally-inclined thoughts

Ayumi 彩美

Her name means vivid beauty, because I like to think Misako's kanji also had a beauty character in it.

The youngest of the Montgomery family, she was just a year old when Misako left them, which was like in her early twenties.

She's a little less 'smart' than Misako, but that's more like she lacks the spacial awareness around her surroundings. She's a very nice kid, though, and she's just a really kind and nurturing person.

So that the Misako controversy won't ever happen again, Montgomery and his third wife arranged Ayumi with her childhood friend, Haneul Ahn, immediately when they started taking a liking to each other. TAGOMJTR readers if ur reading this u already know what's happening

She and Haneul married at 16, and immediately had their firstborn girl at 17. She was pressured by her father and her own husband to have another Heir, and this is when her marriage with Haneul started to break

She's basically Misako except she hadn't escaped her situation

I'll probably draw them at some given time, especially Ayumi and Haneul.


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1 year ago
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/15 Fandom: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya, Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Lloyd Garmadon/Harumi, Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & P.I.X.A.L. & Jay Walker & Zane, P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Ninjago), Lloyd Garmadon & Kai Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Kai (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Cole (Ninjago), Jay Walker (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago), Harumi (Ninjago), Sons of Garmadon (Ninjago), Emperor of Ninjago, Empress of Ninjago, Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Dareth (Ninjago), Skylor (Ninjago), Original Child Character(s), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Killow (Ninjago), First Spinjitzu Master (Ninjago) Additional Tags: Lloyd Garmadon is a Little Shit, who is also raising a little shit, apparently local green boy decided to experiment with his golden power before s3, and accidentally ended up doing something only the fsm did, so uh...congrats lloyd it's a girl, Father-Daughter Relationship, Team as Family, so basically season 8 happens with said idiot already having a child of his own, Lloyd Garmadon Needs a Hug, Lloyd Garmadon Needs Therapy, Lloyd Garmadon Tries, Lloyd Garmadon's A+ Parenting, Crack and Angst, Fluff and Humor Series: Part 1 of Lloyd's Hellspawn Summary:

Legend says the First Spinjitzu Master never had a wife to father his two sons, having created them with the gold running through his veins.

As his unwilling successor, Lloyd sometimes wishes he'd known that piece of information sooner.

Or; Lloyd accidentally creates a kid before s3 and ends up balancing both the life of a ninja and raises a mini him through the seasons.


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Lloyd and Lord G are my coping mechanism. I'm also on FFNet and AO3 And yeah, I can't draw.

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