Hideo When He Spots Agent Zari

They are dating, i am the boat ‼️‼️

The new post of mr Jalapeño drives me insane

LIKE WTH

ELPENOR WANTED TO LEAVE PERIMEDES BEHIND BECAUSE APPARENTLY PERIMEDES IS DEPRESSED⁉️ AND ELPENOR JUST WANTS TO MAKE HIM HAPPY 😭

“You don’t know him like i do” Something you wanna say to the room Elpenor?

These two fictional/ancient greek men that got cut are making me mentally ill wth.

Anyways just wanted to get that out of my head bc my friend is getting tired of me rambling abt these two 🥲

Hear me out

So Tiresias said “I see you draw your final breath, I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it’s no longer you”

Odysseus has already drawn his final breath

Whoever is going to kill the suiters is not Odysseus, or at least not the same one.

Whoever will return to Penelope and Telemachus isn’t the same Odysseus who hesitated to kill a cyclops, they aren’t the same Odysseus who escaped Circe’s wrath by talking about his wife.

A monster will return to Ithaca

But Odysseus has already died on the journey to there

Idk if he died at the end of monster, due to different beast, or in those seven years with Calypso, but the Odysseus who heard that prophecy isn’t here anymore.

He has already drawn his final breath.

(Idk if anyone alr tought of this but i started thinking of this at dinner and was like holy shit so i had to share)

Bro i just finished reading the Odyssey and i swear Telemachus and Peisistratus r quite literally my favourite characters.

Like Nestor went: “Ah hello son of Odysseus, this is my !SINGLE! And !VERY STRONG AND HANDSOME! Son that is coincidentally !AROUND THE SAME AGE AS YOU! And you shall SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS HIM and he will ACCOMPANY YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY!”

And also in Sparta where Telemachus had to wake up Peisistratus and just kicked him? And Peisistratus was like ‘bro go to bed it is like 3AM’.

Also Telemachus called Peistratus ‘light of my heart’

And Peistratus asked Menelaus about his brother bc he never knew him.

And when Telemachus had to like go back to Ithaka he asked Peisitratus for help since Nestor would try to find a way to make Tele stay and Peisitraus was like:’i got u dont worry!’

They r such underrated characters (which is wild considering Telemachus is quite literally odysseus’ son) .

I am also obsessed with EPIC the musical and i know Peisistratus is probably not gonna appear and that makes me sad bc i like him so much (still very excited for the wisdom saga though bc Telemachus)

Anyways that was my rant, one last message before i go:

Telemachus and Peisistratus were gay as hell

Bye bye :D

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Some EPIC doodles but with very low quality.

Elpenor in therapy, talking about how he died and nobody noticed or cared.

Perimedes in therapy talking about how he doesn’t love anybody (lies) and ‘can’t fail if he doesn’t try’.

They’re gay your honor i am the boat ‼️

OMG I LOVE THIS PLEASE PLEASE I NEED MORE 🫶🙏🙏🥹

Fanfic writers I will get on my knees for one of y’all to write some Tiresias/Hermes action 🧎🧎🧎

The very sad story of Bob

Bob was always bullied by the other gingerbread cookies bc his head was very big, nobody wanted to eat him bc he was to ugly. Eventually he got trown out by the humans who backed him and he got eaten by a streat dog.

The end

Pls correct me if i have any spelling mistakes

Traumatizing Odysseus together 💪🏼

I absolutely love the wisdom saga it is amazing.

I know this post is kinda late but school started and life is busy and all that.

Like most of the songs are in my playlist and it is defined my favourite saga so far!

I might be obsessed with it i thought

But then i remembered my friend

MY FRIEND HASN’T LISTENED TO ANYTHING ELSE EXCEPT FOR THE WISDOM SAGA SINCE IT RELEASED

NOT EVEN THE OTHER SAGA’S

AND MIND YOU THAT THEY LISTEN TO MUSIC ON THEIR PHONE WITH EARPLUGS ON MAX VOLUME

WTH

Anyways i love the wisdom saga but i am also feeling sick but it us fineee

Bye bye :3

merluna

WHY are they so underrated.