I Volunteer To Be The Hostage, Because If He Gets Traded I'm Going To Kms Anyways, So It Might As Well

"they're out there banging" -sportsnet announcers

they really just. let a guy lurk in the middle of the ice in front of sway. entirely unguarded. a unique and bold strategy.

oh no the panel will be talking about marner's contract during intermission. i can't do this again.

locking in

leafs finally scoring multiple goals a period but at what cost (calgary's baby goalie)

once again making the (ir)responsible choice to ignore schoolwork in favor of hockey, leafs make it worth it pls

they sent mitchy flying into the net D:

D:

i get that nashville player because i would also like to pull doby closer towards me

"has anyone been hotter than Nick Suzuki" -sportsnet announcer