Bandwagoning Onto The Bring Back Timings Thing, I Need To Know How Stressed I Should Be About My Favourite

100 POINTS FOR MITCHY, THE MOUSE SIMPLY CANNOT BE STOPPED

red bull curse (2nd driver) never ends, it simply changes form (pit lights don't work??)

manifesting an ivan demidov hat trick (i'm delusional) (but based on the game so far i might not be wrong!)

i missed the last game because i was actively running a fever. therefore, i can pretend it never happened.

(i'm still actively running a fever, so technically i still have that excuse going for me for the next 2-3 days)

now look what you’ve done. you’ve let the sens feel joy. are you really going to let that stand, leafs?

Awarding Meows. It just rolls off the tongue.

Awing Meadows

#penguins knock off names to see them all

sure, they might take the lead, and sure, they can take the adoration and praise from the commentators

but they will have to pry my whimsy from my cold, lifeless hands

does stollie need a bitch bc i can bark

high sticking marner?? he's a mouse maybe keller just mistook mitchy for the puck.

that being said, jail time.

every time he speaks I think to myself wow. john tavares was right.