"out Of The Reach Of Marner" Why Would You Even Want To Be There Then

the only one tripping are the refs because what do you mean that was a trip

GUHLE PLEASE I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE INJURED AGAIN WE JUST GOT YOU BACK

McLaren 1-2 brings me no joy, despite me being a fan of the team, because the cold dread of Papaya Rules is looming over my shoulder

once again making the (ir)responsible choice to ignore schoolwork in favor of hockey, leafs make it worth it pls

stolie i need u

does stollie need a bitch bc i can bark

"has anyone been hotter than Nick Suzuki" -sportsnet announcer

i was about to go to sleep but then top 5 shuffled about a million times in the last minute and now i'm scared to move

mikko??

DEMIDOV GOAL?!

(oh no they zoomed in on connar bedard immediately afterwards. gods above the narratives are at work)