Joseph Woll Keeling Over Like A Turtle D:

ferrari already out here breaking records (derogatory)

"he got a little frisky last night as well" -things the announcers have actually said

verstappen 5 second penalty for going out of lines, 15 second penalty for swearing on team radio

*distressed french* c'est pas possible

AND HE'S DONE IT AGAIN

i rolled up late what's the phantom of the opera doing in the leafs lb??

JT LEAFS ICON HAS SWOOPED IN TO THE RESCUE LIKE A GRACEFUL BIRD

"noted sniper" -sportsnet announcers

GUHLE PLEASE I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE INJURED AGAIN WE JUST GOT YOU BACK