COMEDY

mitch marner i’m obsessed with you

WILLIAAAAAAM NYYYYYLAAAANDER

6.2 SECOND PIT STOP FOR VERSTAPPEN

MITCHY DROPPED IT TO GET IT TO MATTHEWS LMAO.

HE REALLY SAID THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M LETTING AUSTON HIT THIS MILESTONE WITHOUT ME

who's this #8 guy who hasn't been on the ice for a minute this game. should i feel bad for him. cause this feels. uh. harsh.

MAX DOMI OVERTIME HERO?! what universe have I tripped and fallen into

ferrari already out here breaking records (derogatory)

"noted sniper" -sportsnet announcers

ALONSO NO ANOTHER ROOKIE HAS BEEN CLAIMED

"don't allow the montreal canadiens to get any oxygen" -sportsnet announcers