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NO PENALTY?! HE HURT MITCHY IT SHOULD BE INSTANT DEATH AND YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO PUT HIM IN THE BOX FOR 2 MINUTES?!

*distressed french* c'est pas possible

don't worry guys, i read the script. they separated 1634 so that they could have a dramatic reunion in the 3rd and score a hat trick together.

ferrari already out here breaking records (derogatory)

MITCHY DROPPED IT TO GET IT TO MATTHEWS LMAO.

HE REALLY SAID THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M LETTING AUSTON HIT THIS MILESTONE WITHOUT ME

"has anyone been hotter than Nick Suzuki" -sportsnet announcer

"noted sniper" -sportsnet announcers

p l e a s e

MITCHEL MARNER THE MOUSE HIMSELF

oh no the panel will be talking about marner's contract during intermission. i can't do this again.