Latest Posts by nanocrash - Page 2

equally awful: pov you are the steering wheel. just stare lovingly into the eyes of your chosen driver. don't even worry about the race.

I don’t like the camera angle where it’s like a "pov: you’re a silly little guy sitting on the front wing of an f1 car" like no put me down I don’t want to sit here

the hamilton-norris battle for p6 brings me joy

verstappen 5 second penalty for going out of lines, 15 second penalty for swearing on team radio

YUKI AND GASLY NO

"a dripping save" -sportsnet announcers

could you imagine The Narrative if max went to ferrari but they sent charles to red bull in return

"a few fruity laps" -f1 announcers

the most leafs game to ever leaf

chris tanev #1 leaf to ever do it

THAT'S MY 3RD PERIOD TEAM I NEVER DOUBTED (i was about to close the stream)

god i love jessica campbell

am i allowed to screech "long live the king" (matty b) in a game against the kings (la)

✨ they didn't 3x our goals ✨

sure, they might take the lead, and sure, they can take the adoration and praise from the commentators

but they will have to pry my whimsy from my cold, lifeless hands

I TAKE BACK WHAT I JUST SAID KEEP YAPPING DUNN IT GIVES US MORE POWER

just rolled up to the kraken livestream to see that we're down 2-0 and dunn just got an extra 2 minutes added to his penalty.

maybe i'll just exit stage right.

oh so they really are soulmates huh

1634 fighting the entire night to reach their respective milestone only for nick robertson to show them up 20 seconds later lmao

MITCHY DROPPED IT TO GET IT TO MATTHEWS LMAO.

HE REALLY SAID THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M LETTING AUSTON HIT THIS MILESTONE WITHOUT ME

100 POINTS FOR MITCHY, THE MOUSE SIMPLY CANNOT BE STOPPED

"tage thompson is so slippery"

"noted sniper" -sportsnet announcers

oh no the panel will be talking about marner's contract during intermission. i can't do this again.

oh cool then WHO IS THIS FOR, SPORTSNET

god does not love us i think

manifesting an ivan demidov hat trick (i'm delusional) (but based on the game so far i might not be wrong!)

DEMIDOV GOAL?!

(oh no they zoomed in on connar bedard immediately afterwards. gods above the narratives are at work)

DEMIDOV ASSIST IN HIS FIRST GAME?!

something something narrative chosen one weight of the franchise etc

shhh the voices are speaking to him

is he okay ???

*alarm goes off* MITCHY'S AT 99 POINTS

not to alarm anyone but mitchy’s at 99 points