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Don’t touch that. (Again)

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Five *talking about how different versions of them exist now*

Luther *gasps* DOPPELGÄNGER! PARADOX PSYCHOSIS! I learned all about this in Texas! This is great. I'm gonna get a good grade in little side adventures with my elderly brother, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

peter: Mr. Stark I need you to buy minecraft

tony: like, do you mean an account—

peter: no. the whole thing. I need you to buy it ALL.

tony: why the HELL—

peter: frogs.

tony: what

peter: I need you to put frogs. in minecraft. I need frogs in minecraft.

tony: why do you—

peter: because FROGS Mr. Stark

tony, pulling out his credit card: valid point consider it done

woo young woo and jun ho my beloved

Word to the wise: Maybe don’t touch the glowing rock

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

The frost, it looks like dust has settled on the world

After everyone’s long been gone

But me, I was hidin’

Or forgotten, the only one left

what if hanako realized that even without the bond from the mermaid scales, they were soulmates right from the start and knowing just cruel fate is, nene was born more than 50 years after his death. And they were destined to only be together when one of them is from the Far Shore and the other in the Near Shore.

that is so freaking painful. icant-

also what if nene dies (please no just no) and replaces amane yugi as the next “Hanako” of the seven mysteries of the school. then amane got told that he’s atoned for his sins and is ready to go move on BUT HE DOESNT WANT THAT AND THAT HE’d RATHER SUFFER THAN SEE NENE IN THE SAME PLACE AS HIM WHEN SHE DIDNT EVEN HURT A SINGLE SOUL ONLY TO BE CHAINED TO EARTH TO LOOK OUT FOR THE SUPERNATURALS OF THE SCHOOL THEN SOME HIGHER BEING AGREES AND ADDS THAT IF HE STAYS IN THE SCHOOL FOREVER, THE BEING WILL RESURRECT NENE AND EXTEND HER LIFESPAN buT THAT JUST MEANS THAT SHE WILL LOSE HER POWER TO SEE GHOSTS AND SHE WONT SEE HANAKO ANYMORE

im crying SO SHE DECIDES TO BE SINGLE FOREVER BECAUSE HER HEART WILL ALWAYS BELONG TO HANAKO. EVEN THOUGH SHE CANT SEE HIM AND THE OTHER SUPERNATURAL FRIENDS SHE MADE, SHE ALWAYS VISITS THE GiRL’s BATHROOM TO CLEAN THE TOILETS AND TALK ABOUT HER DAY EVEN WHEN SHE FREAKING CANT TALK TO HANAKO ANYMORE

im in pain. NENE LEANING ON THE THIRD STALL BATHROOM, PROMISING AND CRYING “Hanako-kun, Hanako-kun, are you there? Its... its graduation day and... I want to tell you that I-i...i-i...i’ll be back okay? p-p-please wait for me.”

NENE DECIDES TO BECOME A TEACHER IN KAMOME ACADEMY BECAUSE SHES STILL HOPING TO SEE A BOY WITH CRESCENT EYES AND AN OLD SCHOOL UNIFORM, THE FAMILIAR TELL-TALE WHISH OF HAKOJOUDAI, AND THE GHOSTLY BUT SOLID HANDS THAT WOULD FAMILIARLY ENCLOSE HER OWN.

but shes living life to the fullest and hanako is so happy to see her smiling and living alongside new friends even when its not BY HIS SIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Nene doesnt feel it that much but Hanako would drape his form around her whenever shes working on her students’ grades or writing a letter to him and sliding it at the bottom of the stall’s door because she always knows that her letters disappear and is kept dearly by him. her letters are all about her days, her coworkers, her pet, her parents then hanako is always fond of of every word and letter in her paper and when she talks to him about how is he, are the mokke doing okay? next time im bringing you donuts like HHHHH THIS HURT ME SO MUCHHH