Nar1vd - Vae

"If the Hargreeves had phones every season would end in two episodes!" Babe if there were cell phones in the Umbrella Academy it would be so much worse. Not a single person in that house is capable of conveying information in a coherent manner. Diego has them all blocked. Viktor only listens to his voicemail in bulk once a month. Five developed his own shorthand during the apocalypse that he truly thinks is coherent to other human beings (it is not). Luther, by nature of who he is, absolutely Does Not Text for any reason and keeps calling the others. Klaus is carrying at least four conversations in the same thread at any given point in time. Even if they all managed to remember that they owned phones (unlikely) and then proceeded to convey relevant information in a timely fashion (even less likely), not a single one of them would figure it out. Allison could probably muster the braincells necessary but would not under any circumstances manage to stay on task long enough to do anything about it. Phones would absolutely not help with anything at all.

let's take ibuprofen together, dan heng

some dunmeshis bc i love them

Eateded it

"wonder if it’s too late to be un-adopted..."

Do you still think about what might have been? I sure do. 😢

five doodle that i never posted ! :)

Since you tag Vat7k I suppose you know Hugo Rottewange, and I dare suspecting you ship Varigo, probably because it's allegedly "canon" (despite Kay Hayes and Anna Lencioni explicitly saying it isn't) and because there is no age-difference.

But funnily, there was. At the time Hayes (back then Ritter) and Lencioni came up with the concept, Varian was fourteen and Hugo a twenty-four years old DND OC. They were both aged-up and aged-down.

There is nothing wrong with that.

But some Vat7k obsessed, Varigo-only-truthers, the age difference is the main argument while ignoring this fact.

So, other age-difference ships should be just as valid.

I just don’t ship people with varian in general 😭 You can bring up hugo if you want but i don’t even really ship them either

Last anon ask I’ll respond to on this topic cause its getting kinda repetitive

found this on tiktok