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INTRODUCTION TO LOSER!READER

loser!reader has school validation issues, she constantly seeks love through grades/scores. she is very empathetic and sensitive to things around her. she has the most beautiful soft long skirts outfits and nails sets (my girl does them herself). she can't do anything without having her grey headphones with stickers on it. oh, have you noticed how she's DIY based? yep.

loser!reader who is obsessed with spider-man and constantly looks him up without knowing it's actually peter parker from science class. she will never admit this but she is attracted to him (spidey) physically and personality wise. she thinks the way he teases officers and is cocky makes him so sexy. she loves video games like resident evil, the last of us and until dawn. she absolutely love playing them to cool down.

loser!reader who's loved by everyone because of how sweet she is for helping those in needs when it comes to homework and tests; she won't give the answers but she'll help.

loser!reader who was raised by her single dad because her mother started a new life with her new boyfriend. she is very happy with her father and wouldn't have it any other way. her father always encourages and teases her to meet new people and "finally" get a boyfriend or girlfriend. she is pansexual.

loser!reader who has nerdy conversations with peter about books and superheroes. she always posts herself with peter on her instagram because she loves showing him off. her signature is definitely long skirts and her curly hair. the people in her classes always admire the way her hair is constantly styled in a different, cute way.

loser!reader is sending a hundred memes to peter in a day and he always answers. he thinks it's adorable how she sends things that remind her of them, him, or just things that made her laugh. he swings her across queens just to have her close to him and panic (mf thinks it's funny).

loser!reader IS A FUN LOSER!!!!! SHE LOVES TO BANTER AND MAKE SNARKY COMMENTS TO HER FRIENDS AND BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!

layout credit to the beautiful @rafecameroninterlude (if u want me to take this down, i understand)

i'll be writing college era peter and reader because ain't no way i'm writing a 15 year old peter... #weird #notintothat #fuckthemkids

SCRIPTING IDEAS! ─── hogwarts events.

HALLOWEEN.

pumpkin carving contests (for house points).

themed herbology classes.

halloween masquerade ball.

costume contest (for house points).

waking up to candy beside your bed (house elves put candy beside your bed halloween morning).

haunted houses & mazes in hogsmead.

CHRISTMAS / WINTER HOLIDAYS.

yearly winter ball.

mistletoe will appear above the heads of couples or people will crushes on each other (this could be so chaotic and i love it).

ice skating.

cookie baking contest (for house points).

VALENTINES DAY.

valentine's day ball.

for older years, amortentia is made around this time.

divination love readings!!

EASTER.

school-wide easter egg hunt (for house points).

OTHER.

weekly house parties in the common room.

gryffindor hosts a 'welcome back' party but first years are encouraged to attend.

new year's eve ball & afterparty in the common rooms.

there's a harvest festival / carnival every autumn that lasts a few days.

bonfires on the quidditch pitch.

annual field trips to places in europe.

yall i miss jily😭😭😭 not like its gone but like the marauders used to be so happy sunshine gryffindor vibes. but also i feel like we collectively all forget how much james potter HATED slytherin. idk i also think that yes death eaters were humans BUT they also killed so many people like are we forgetting that barty crouch jr literally tortured alice and frank longbottom he is at fault for neville growing up without his parents😭 i genuinely think that people forget that evan, barty etc. actually killed people and killed people who were probably friends with the marauders. ik that everyone deserves a second chance but seriously???? do you actually think that the rosiers were good people and didn't hate and discriminate against muggleborns??? NOT EVERYONE HAS A TRAGIC BACKSTORY IDK SOME OF THEM ARE JUST EVIL. the way everyone defends evan rosier (love his character but i have beef with the way he gets away with being a death eater later on) but snape, who i absolutely detest, hate and think should have died earlier, who also actually did something that was not evil in his lifetime, is the most hated marauders character like????? and the black sisters???? yes love a complex female character but are we seriously trying to redeem bellatrix? do we not remember WHAT SHE SCARED ON HERMIONE LIKE WHAT. and love the newer marauders fandom but everyones so emo and depressed this is supposed to be FUN. also the characters feel so ooc. everytime i see casanova remus lupin im like 'huh thats supposed to be sirius and james???' love remus but my boy aint rizzing anyone up hes a shy af introvert. and jegulus is so cute but remember that james is #no.1slytherinhater and he was absolutely smitten with lily evans FROM THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. REMEMBER WHEN JILY WAS THE BACKBONE OF THE MARAUDERS? like they ate fr. this became a whole ass paragraph damn i did not know i had so much to say about this. i can lowkey already sniff the comments or thoughts saying 'oh let us have our fun its just a story' im not stopping you this is just my opinion. 'oh none of this is actually proven' please give me a break😭🙏 like most of the source material goes against the fandoms perception of the marauders. 'fuck jkr we'll do what we want' youve basically just made 10 million ocs and give them names of characters like im eating up all the marauders content but genuinely can we go back to the happier times??

chat what the fuck is wrong with me?

My unpopular Marauders opinion is that Remus did love Tonks in a romantic way. It wasn’t a ‘lavender marriage’ or anything like that. He was bisexual and loved her to pieces, and Teddy was the result of that love. I don’t think that takes away from the fact that he loved Sirius too.

the marauders fandom aka the trauma dumping fandom where instead of writing more about the characters people just project onto them and completely change their characters

bring back book accurate or just create OCs

helpful items to have in your hogwarts dr ᝰ.ᐟ ݁₊ .

⊹ ࣪ ˖ are you ever wandering about the corridors, wishing you had a certain something to make the day a little more bearable? wish no more, here are some must have items for your classes and in case of emergencies. ⊹ ࣪ ˖

- time turner

a creation of the department of mysteries, the time turner is a wearable necklace that allows you to travel back in time for no more than 5 hours. whether you’re cramming in a bigger class schedule or dreading your past mistakes, the time turner is an excellent tool. but it is very hard to acquire. it is only provided to students with exceeding academic records.

- invisibility cloak

born from the legend of the three brothers, death offered a cloak to make its owner appear invisible. the cloak never wears down or fades its abilities, it is rendered endlessly invisible. this cloak will undeniably make it easier for missions, to sneak around, or do whatever you please.

the cloak is resistant to jinxes, hexes, and other spells. need to sneak out in the late hours of the night? long to explore hidden secrets and go on dangerous journeys? the invisibility cloak is a must have.

- marauders map

this is the ultimate treasure. the marauders map. crafted by moony, wormtail, padfoot, and prongs; this map will guide you through each hall of the castle. even secret passageways, and every password to them. originally made in 1975 the map belonged to remus lupin, peter pettigrew, sirius black, and james potter. it was then confiscated by argus filch and eventually made it into the hands of fred and george weasley.

the map shows the location of everyone’s whereabouts in the castle with a dot. this is because of the homonculous charm. it was also charmed to particularly insult severus snape. to properly view the map, you need to tap your wand to the parchment and recite: “i solemnly swear that i am up to no good”.

to close the map, you must say…

mischief managed.

- felix felicis

liquid luck. this potion when drank makes the drinker lucky for a period of time. anything they do will be done right, and successful when under the potion. this potion is incredibly difficult to make. it requires 6 months of brewing to be consumed.

if overused, the excessive giddiness of the drinker will turn reckless and overconfident. one could take too much and make dangerous decisions.

recipe

1. add ashwinder egg to a cauldron, along with horseradish and heat.

2. juice a squill bulb and add to the cauldron before stirring hard.

3. chop an anemone growth from the back of murtlap and add to the mixture with heat.

4. add a pinch of tincture of thyme and stir slowly.

5. grind occamy eggshell until it’s has a powdered consistency and add to the mixture.

6. stir slowly and heat the cauldron before adding a dash of powdered common rue.

7. stir vigorously and heat up the cauldron one last time.

8. wave your wand over the potion in a figure of eighth and say, ‘Felixempra!’

then you are done! use the potion very wisely, and for good. if brewed poorly and still consumed, the side affects could be fatal.

~ HOLIDAYS TOGETHER? ~ RIVALS-TO-LOVERS PROMPTS

requested by: anonymous request: two individuals who want to spend the holidays together but are too stubborn to admit it? (Sort of rival to lover kind of way?)

Feel free to use and reblog!

"What are you doing for the holidays?" "Why do you ask?"

mentioning how "horrible" it would be to spend the holidays with the other

trying to find out what the other likes to do

thinking about what could be the perfect gift for the other, even though they would NEVER give them something

mocking the other that no one wants to spend the holidays with them

"I'm sure it will be awesome when all your friends come over for the holidays. Oh, I remember you don't have any. Well, that's a shame."

being a bit downcast when they see how excited the other is for the holiday time without them

"I'm glad I finally will have a break from you with the upcoming holidays. Long overdue, if you ask me."

"Someone told me you thought about asking me to spend the holidays together. Is this true?" "What??... No, no. I would never... you know that, right?"

wondering if there might be a way to ask the other out anonymously

wondering if there might be a way to spend the holidays together "accidentally"

"My heating isn't working and I have nowhere to go." "Oh, and you really think it's a realistic option that I let you crash at my place?!"

meeting each other at a mutual friend's/acquaintance's party

"I didn't know you were into the festive spirit. You never seemed like a Christmassy person to me."

"YOU want to spend the holidays with ME??" "Now that you say it, it really does sound weird."

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Please...life is lot more than fucking🙏🏻

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