Yeah Maybe I Should Start Watching Hockey

lost, lost, lost (1976)

The she doesn't get caught by the eels scene in the Princess bride is so tim robinson coded

God awakens to me how awkwardly i present by making my lock eyes with a cis-looking dude

there will be one colored wall: an easter yellow, or paisley pink or tea pink or perriwinkle o rpowder blue

Funny, attractive, liberal, white man!!!! Where are you?!?!???!?!

My dentist is doing psychic damage

Had an awful dream about a huge tooth meteorite that was going to destroy earth on impact

Like....

it's crazy to me that I'm laughing so hard at someone else's husband. Someone else being Scarlett Johansson and husband being Colin Jost

maybe my problem is that i am not poetic enough about things