*Denki And Hanta Call Hitoshi From Their Internship*

*Denki and Hanta call Hitoshi from their internship*

Hanta: Dude you gotta get over here, your girl is going crazy!

Hitoshi: Wtf!?!

Denki: Some villain hit Katsuki and Y/N with a swapping quirk during their internship! YOU GOTTA GET OVER HERE NOW BROSKI

Hitoshi: I'm sorry? Are you saying that Y/N and Katsuki swapped bodies!?

Denki: NO. It's even better than that!!

Hanta: They swapped QUIRKS!!

Hitoshi: Jesus Christ.

Hanta: Bakugo couldn’t figure out how to use her quirk and started insulting her, and now she’s using his own quirk to BEAT his ass. IT'S INSANE. I’ve never seen anything like it. You’ve gotta get over here bruh

Hitoshi:

Hitoshi: Sounds like she’s handling it.

Denki: Dude please get here ASAP. I mean it. We need you here.

Hitoshi: Are you seriously asking me to use my quirk to calm down my girlfriend and save that idiot's ass?

Hanta: What?! No! We want you to come here and watch your girl beat Bakugo to a pulp!

Denki: Yeah, dude. We're feminist as fuck!

Hanta: Oh shit! He’s running towards us!

*Hitoshi can hear Y/N and Katsuki arguing in the background of the call, followed by mild explosions*

Katsuki: Tell her to stop you bastards!!

Hanta: No! You deserve this!

Denki: Take your cosmic punishment Bakubro!

Y/N: Why does this quirk make me so pissed off!?

Hitoshi: Oh My God.

Hitoshi: ...ok I’m on my way. I gotta witness this.

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When you overhear Bakugou complaining about Valentine’s Day, your romantic plans take a turn— much to his dismay.

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Valentine’s Day. What isn’t to like about a holiday that celebrates love? Whether your affections are platonic or romantic, Valentine’s Day is the time to honor your dearest by openly showering them with your most intimate feelings in a multitude of forms. Flowers, candy, homemade sweets and even sweeter messages handwritten in pink and red heart shaped cards. Shiny gifts and romantic date nights and first-time confessions that leave you trembling in exhilaration, words that make your heart race and your cheeks flush as you openly exemplify your feelings to the person whose presence you enjoy the most, finally given an excuse to express them. The moment your eyes meet theirs, the first bite of a homemade treat made with you in mind–

“What a load of bullshit.” 

It’s 10:00 AM in the office when the criticizing voice of Bakugou Katsuki reaches you from a row of desks over. You’ve only been here for an hour, having arrived a little later than usual due to your Valentine’s Day preparations. 

“You seriously don’t care about any of that stuff?” Another voice chimes in, Kirishima, the other person whom you talk with daily at work. Kirishima had been easy to get along with from the start, hired not even a month before you. As the two of you were the newest members of the department, he had taken it upon himself to actively befriend you. Bakugou however, was an entirely different case despite holding a similar job title.

It’d taken working together on multiple projects for Bakugou to finally warm up to you, but combined with Kirishima’s urging to share lunch breaks together at least once a week, you considered yourself to be just as good friends with him as you were Kirishima. Or at least, that was until a few months ago, when you realized those feelings of friendship were evolving into something a bit more than that. The more time you spent with Bakugou, the easier it was to fall for him. Despite his outwardly cold and irritated appearance, he was much nicer than he let on. When you asked him about how to do something, he left detailed notes for you written in the margins of documents and spreadsheets. When your trio pitched an idea in a meeting, he would answer all the hard questions and leave everyone nodding their heads in approval at something that you previously thought wouldn’t make the cut. Of course, these things could all be just because he was trying to get ahead– everyone who knew him also knew that he planned to chase and capture every promotion possible. Regardless of his intent, you were grateful for his help since he had been with the company a bit longer than you had. Aside from his work-ethic however, Bakugou was known for one other thing: his brash opinions.  

“Of course I don’t care about that stuff, why would I?” Bakugou continues, “It’s stupid.” 

“It’s not stupid Bakugou,” Kirishima argues, “Even if you don’t have a girlfriend, if you have someone special in mind, wouldn’t you want to let them know?” 

“Not because of some stupid holiday. All you idiots spend a ton of money on some special candy and for what, to prove your love? All it proves is that you’ve got some money and time to waste.” 

You’re listening more closely now. You’re delighted to find out that Bakugou is single (you had never summoned the courage to ask, hoping that somehow his intimidating demeanor overpowered how attractive he was to others), but you wonder just how far his hatred of Valentine’s Day would go. 

“What if it’s homemade?” Kirishima isn’t convinced, or maybe he’s just continuing the argument for the sake of it, “Come on, you can’t possibly say you’d hate to get some homemade sweets from a cute girl.” 

“If I wanted something sweet, I’d buy it myself. That’s why you don’t see me keeping chocolate bars and cookies in my desk like you do.” He responds with a growl, “I don’t want anything to do with that shit.” 

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