Merry Christmas 🎄🎁 Everyone!!

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Atomic Blonde ads kill me every time I see them

(I'm not going to say what my real name is so you know.) Hello! I would like to request a Merlin ship if I could? i'm Dew and I'm 5'7 almost 5'8, Fair skinned (Well not on my feet, I go bare foot most of the time.) Long butt length blond hair, Glasses and blue eyes. I wouldn't say i'm a tomboy, but I don't care for so much for girly outfits. I'm very hyper and love to make people laugh. I'm also very open minded and love to draw and listen music. I also have a love for food, even if i'm skinny.

Hi, Dew/Gabya! Sorry this took me so long! Thanks so much for your patience. ❤️

I ship you with Gwaine and I think you’d be best friends with Percival.

Gwaine would love your energetic, openminded, passionate, humorous, empathetic, and kind personality. You two would mesh really well due to your shared love of humor, sense of compassion, and shared love of food. The two of you would definitely travel all over Camelot and beyond the kingdom’s reaches to sample all sorts of foods together. He’d enjoy seeing your drawings and would often take you on his travels so you can have different and interesting things to sketch. Gwaine would find your forgetfulness a bit amusing and might banter about it lightly, but he’d definitely make a note of remembering everything pertaining to you in case you forget something important. He’d probably keep an eye out when he’s on patrol or on a quest for any potential pets for you. You’d probably end up with a dog or two. He’d also definitely bring back souvenirs, even if those souvenirs are just apples or some other food item. The two of you, along with Percival, would definitely be some great pranksters and the harmless but funny pranks would simultaneously irritate the victim and delight them. In short, you and Gwaine would just be a really great fit and I feel that the two of you would be incredibly adorable.

Percival and you would definitely be best pals due to your shared sense of compassion, empathy, humor, and love of food. There’d never be a dull moment with the two of you because you’d always be chasing the other around, joking about, or otherwise livening up the place. Percival would be very supportive of you and would be happy to lend an ear when something upsets you. He’d understand your sensitive nature due to his own experiences and would try to console you if something upsetting happens. He’d probably act like a mother hen with you and set up small reminders to ensure you don’t forget anything important. The two of you would have a grand old time pranking the other knights, taking food from the kitchens, and the like. The two of you, along with Gwaine, would be this unstoppable force of banter and pranks; truly, it’d be a sight to behold. Overall, the two of you just seem like you’d be a great fit.

Begging For Requests Again

Just saw Spider-Man and have been blessed with semi-inspiration PLEASE SEND REQUESTS!

A Rocky Start (Napoleon Solo x Reader)

A/N- This is my first drabble of sorts. Yay! I didn't edit this so I apologize for any mistakes. Please give me some feedback so that I may improve. Thanks a ton! Warnings- There's one curse and it's a minor one. And there is some violence so if that isn't your cup of tea, I'd pass this one up. Word count- 416. The air feels murky and leaden as you race down the dimly lit corridor towards the exit, your backpack swinging in the slight breeze created by your speed. Your mission had been a success but you currently have a few enemies in pursuit. Your team, U.N.C.L.E, had been tasked with retrieving a stolen nuclear warhead and some documents that contained sensitive information about Waverly. More enemies swarm in front of you but you shoot most of them and manage to scrape by the rest. You burst through the door and continue sprinting, now towards the getaway car. The enemies hang back but you aren't concerned. You just need to get out of here at this point. "Get down, Y/N!" Napoleon yells as he climbs out of the car and tackles you to the ground. A loud bang followed by a steady ringing sound floods your ears, overwhelming your senses. You continue laying on the damp pavement in shock. Now you also notice the strange perfume of burning flesh. Still deafened by the small bomb that had detonated, You manage to push Napoleon off of you only to notice that he has accumulated some pretty terrible burns, cuts, and scrapes. You're reasonably certain that there are a few other injuries you can't detect. You hear some indistinct, muffled yelling from Illya as he races out and helps Napoleon into the car, cursing in Russian. You limp into the car after, backpack mostly undamaged and in tow. Illya slams the car into gear and it rockets off to the nearest hospital. *Time skip* You had been pacing in the waiting room for four hours now after having your wounds treated yourself and Illya had gone to fetch some coffee. Although you know Napoleon would be alright, you are still worried. The hospital staff finally tells you that you can enter his room. You quickly walk in and see him mostly patched up with a few limbs splinted. "Well, Y/N, I believe a thank you is in order," Napoleon stated with a smirk. "What the Hell were you thinking?!You could have gotten yourself killed!" you exploded. " I was thinking that you hadn't noticed the device and that you needed help," Napoleon asserted evenly, "You're welcome." You sighed, "I don't know whether I should shoot you for endangering yourself or kiss you for saving me." Napoleon smiles at your comment and suggests, "How about you do the second one and let me take you out for dinner?" WARNING- I do not own "The Man from U.N.C.L.E" and you own yourself. Please do not sue me as I am poor. :)

I SAW “ATOMIC BLONDE” AND OH MY WORD! IT WAS ACTUALLY REASONABLY CLOSE TO THE GRAPHIC NOVEL (some character changes, name changes, and more details added, with a few cut. But otherwise!) AND CAN I PLEASE BE LORRAINE BROUGHTON WHEN I’M A GROWN UP, CHRISTMAS ON A CRACKER, IT WAS GREAT! AND THE F/F RELATIONSHIP WASN’T AS FETISHIZED AS I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE! AND THE ACTION SCENES WERE FANTASTIC! OH! AND THE SOUNDTRACK WAS AMAZING!! THE COSTUMING WAS COOL AS WELL!

(Warning though: the ending is different from the graphic novel and this might annoy you. Otherwise though: 👍 it’s some good stuff.)

In short, this film was spectacular and I want more. Please please PLEASE go see it.

*SCREAMS* I WANT CAPTAIN JACK BACK

chris chibnall please

how am i supposed to live when alexander vlahos tweeted eoin macken saying he missed him

Happy 36th Birthday, Christopher Robert Evans! (June 13, 1981)