I Think I Have Six Blogs But I Meant For This To Go Here

her room isn’t dirty enough

gemini 🌞sagittarius 🌚 libra 🌅

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Gemini as Bobby Hill:

gimmie

will prob use

so cute

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tbh there’s two types of people: the ones that recognize it’s just a way to relate and the ones that take it as being one-upped.

i’m the first kind idgaf either get mad at me if u want but i’ll either have a relatable scenario to add to the discussion or imma hit u with something like “damn bro that sucks”. bc idk what else to say

true story i went to this bar in san diego and the bathroom was unisex w three stalls. i walk in and the first one is pretty gross, second one is a black commode with a black light bulb directly over head and all i can tell is it appears to be COVERED in piss, more than i thought a toilet seat could hold. i go to the THIRD stall and it’s STACKED with toilet paper just coming up & out the bowl. so i’m like jfc ok and i go back to the first one to squat over it. i’m mid pissin and this lady comes in and does the same thing except much more vocal. she goes to her first (my third) and is like **ew wtf**. and i’m like oh no baby wait. she hits the second and loud asf goes “IS THIS A MFKIN JOKE??” and went back to the other one, flushed it and i’m guessing did her business. i bout fell on my own filthy assseat bc my body locked up trying not to laugh.

i was blowed out when it happened and the first time i told the story but imma think about it every time i go shopping in the public restroom

my professor always watched me write when doing research and he’d be like “yknow you’re supposed to be smart like me! left handed people are smart!” like he forgets every single time.

today he said “yknow that’s why you are brilliant, left-handed!”

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siri, play i will get there by boyz ii men