I’ll Marry The First Man That Accepts That This Is My Religion Spirituality

her room isn’t dirty enough

we love our big forehead queens

today’s fashion doll is: Glam ‘n Groom Teresa (friend of Barbie) [1999]

the realization this brought me made me cry actual tears.. [not mine]

fyi the term “mating embrace” is being employed bc frogs use external fertilization. the female lays unfertilized eggs and the male fertilizes them. so it’s a mating embrace bc she’s laying eggs and then he’s fertilizing them, rather than them ~performing coitus~.

Orange-eyed Leaf Frog aka Blue-sided Leaf Frog (Agalychnis annae), in a mating embrace (amplexus), family Hylidae, Costa Rica

photograph by Wildlife With Daniel CR

this guy asked me to help him find a class one of the first days back and i was like “it’s like right there” and he was like “? someone’s in there and i think it’s another class” and it was another class. because after i personally walked to the room to see, he pointed out that the class was at 10, and it was literally 9:00. like yeah dawg there’s another class in there because yours doesn’t start for an hour, but it’s clearly still room 212.

i know the tiktok part was a key part of the joke but the mississippi instead of norway was peak comedy