What I’d Like To Know Is How A Man Can Eat So Much Junk Food Yet Still Maintain That Perfect Figure

I decided to cross two of my favourite fandoms, Homestuck and Pokémon Mystery Dungeon, and the result? Guildstuck!

Bidoof is John Egbert because he’s just a doofy sort of guy who loves his friends (and maybe also because he has those buck teeth but shh)!

oh to be a little rat man lounging contentedly in the lap of your tall feathery boyfriend

Inscryptober Week 1: Natural | Artificial

Sunflora as Jade for the Guildstuck crossover! Oh my gosh!

pokémon mystery dungeon but every time someone says anything it gets weirder part two

part one: x

fanfiction source: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11298912/1/Pokemon-Mystery-Dungeon-Unhinged

*sniffling* They're both so stupid.

Bonus:

Blurrcube living his best life - for @naturallydark

Have a Holly Jolly Cardmas

After his grandson fails to convince the residents of a small, Christmas-obsessed BC town that they need a factory, Poe Carder decides to step in and get the job done right himself. Unfortunately, he didn't count on an old college acquaintance making things difficult for him, and now he has one week to learn how to play a card game called Inscryption (or open his heart to the magic of the holidays) - or be banished from town forever.

A Hallmark AU of @determunition's Retyrement AU.

Words: 114,903

Chapters: 16

Status: Complete

It's been one year since I wrote Have a Holly Jolly Cardmas, which is not only the longest fic I've ever completed but the as of yet longest fully completed Inscryption fanfiction on AO3. To think, all of this was the result of one silly comment I made on OLD_FOLKS HOME about a joke Hallmark AU that spiralled completely out of control. This post can be considered both a redraw of the original cover art I made for the fic as well as an updated link now that the story is finished. Shoutout to all the wonderful commenters whose words kept me motivated, and of course huge shoutout to determunition whose fantastic fanfiction inspired me to write this story. No foreknowledge of the Retyrement AU is required to read Have a Holly Jolly Cardmas, but if you enjoy this fic, I highly recommend hitting up the og fic, OLD_FOLKS HOME (X), afterwards.

the land before time but they only sing songs about how much they fucking hate each other

(AU info under the cut!)

A simple question of what Magnificus looks like under all his hair somehow led to the creation of the Dinoscrybes AU. Grimora is a Citipati, Leshy is a Guanlong, Magnificus is a Beipiaosaurus, and P03 is a Balaeniceps rex (otherwise known as the shoebill).

The “story” here is pretty loose, but Leshy was trapped in ice during the late Jurassic and was discovered and revived millions of years later in the late Cretaceous by Grimora and Magnificus, the latter of whom is magically immortal (don’t question it, it’s magic). P03, on the other hand, is from the far-flung future and was transported millions of years back in time by the scientists at the Kaminski Research Institute. Now they all have to get along or die trying until P03′s humans can find a way to bring him back to the present day.

Bonus size comparison! I wanted them all to be around the same height, but Grimora gets to be a little taller as a treat :3

too far