This is the most beautiful thing though
I’m logging out of my phone forever
“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”
How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.
back at it again at byakudan
Since I’m moving out soon I neeeeeed this lmaooo
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Balance- basil, chamomile, comfrey, mullein, nettle, woodruff.
Blessings- chamomile, dianthus, elder flowers, fennel, mint, oats, rosemary, rue, vervain.
Cleansing/Purification- avens, Betony, benzoin, burdock, clove, hyssop, lavender, mullein, parsley, pine, rosemary, thyme, vervain, wormwood, yarrow.
Consecration- acacia, anise, basil, clover, dragon’s blood, hyssop, lavender, mistletoe, mugwort, rosemary, rue, sunflower, vervain.
Countering Negative Energies- agrimony, avens, fennel, holly, hyssop, motherwort, rowan, rue, vervain.
Courage- basil, borage, mullein, rosemary, thyme.
Creativity- anise seed, basil, catnip, hawthorn, lavender, St. Johnswort, vervain.
Divination- anise seed, basil, bay, cinquefoil, clover, damiana, dittany of Crete, eyebright, honeysuckle, hops, lavender, marigold, moonwort, mugwort, mullein, orange peel, rowan, thyme, vervain, woodruff, wormwood, yarrow.
Encourage Changes- dragon’s blood, linden, purple heather, woodruff.
Energy/Power/Strength- cinquefoil, dragon’s blood, elder flower, fennel, St. Johnswort, vervain, woodruff.
Forture/Justice- bay, bergamot, cinquefoil, lemon balm, orange peel, star anise, vervain, woodruff.
Happiness/Peace- fennel, lavender, loosestrifle, rosemary, vervain, yarrow.
Healing- cinquefoil, comfrey, coriander, hops, lavender, lemon balm, mullein, rosemary, rue, sage, St. Johnswort, tansy, thyme.
Love- apple, avens, basil, cardamon, catnip, dill flowers, elm, ginger, lavender, lemon balm, linden leaves, marigold, marjoram, moonwort, mustard seed, orange peel, red heather, rosemary, vetivert, willow, yarrow.
Meditation- acacia, benzoin, chamomile, frankincense, woodruff.
Money- basil, bergamot, chamomile, clove, dill seeds, mint, moonwort, nutmeg, oats, vetivert.
Protection/Defense- betony, burth, burdock, cumin, dianthus, dill leaves, fennel, fern, marjoram, mint, mugwort, mullein, mustard, parsley, rosemary, rue, sage, vervain, white heather, woodruff, wormwood, yarrow.
Psychic Awareness- bay, betony, burdock, cinnamon, elderflower, lavender, mace, marigold, star anise, woodruff.
Releasing Negativity- betony, clove, hyssop, mugwort, rosemary, St. Johnswort, thyme, vervain, vetivert, yarrow.
Sealing/Sending Positive Energy- angelica, wormwood.
Spirit Contact/Blessings- lilac, purple heather, mint, Solomon’s Seal.
Strength/Willpower- rosemary, St. Jpohnswort.
Wisdom- elder, sage, willow.
Source: Grimoire for the Green Witch- A Complete Book of Shadows by Ann Moura
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I don’t think I’ve ever changed the light bulb in my microwave
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks