Nbsinsation - Just Wanna Vibe

Not a big fan of what melatonin has been doing to my dreams lately.

I have a new girlfriend. Shes the best. Omg I love her. I wanna just be next to her all the time

Who else thinks that highly unrealistic proportions on bodies in art is pretty dumb.

like personally i respect the artist and the art entirely but...

my god at some point ypu have to wonder if that characters hips have tumours or somthing because the human body just dont do that.

Same goes for extreme muscles in art like your character needs to see a doctor soon because im pretty sure biceps are not balloons.

Hello sexual freaks, I hope you remember that God is going to fucking blast you to death with powerful lightning. Peace and love.

Floridians please be careful!

would y’all buy this on a t-shirt?

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

Please,I want this

I keep thinking about that post about the whole genre of movies about a white guy getting into an asian philosophy, matrial art etc and then proceeding to surpass his teacher and be the best ever at it, and I started thinking about the opposite of it.

 I want a movie about a chinese dude who comes to Finland, downs an entire bottle of Koskenkorva, tries to fight a nearby cow and ends up lying face down in a ditch while sobbing about his ex wife and having like 5 finnish dudes staring at him in awe like

 “That’s him. That’s the chosen one.”

CPD just killed a fifteen year old child.