My Three Girlfriends. And Yes, They Smoke Weed.

I would adoring being a guest at a party thrown by them

Love that they made Heatwave the jockest butch ever to exist and went "we HAVE to get her together with Livewire" respect

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

You ever feel like the universe is a douchbag friend, because its not like the universe is destroying my life but its definitely having fun making me slightly annoyed.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

i think being a little in love with your friends is crucial

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

Did some art based on a post here on tumblr its a frog with no eyes just mouths its not good

you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days.