How It Feels To Read A Really Good Fic And Find The Author Has Dozens More Like It 

Tall, dark, handsome villain: Join me and I promise to love you and rule beside you forever and a glorious day

YA female protagonist: Never! This *points to some Chad* seventeen-year-old boy who lives next door to me is my soulmate

Me:

negan: i swing both ways.

negan: violently.

negan: with a bat.

negan: come get some, motherfuckers.

6.16 | 10.06

im crying

do u ever just point at two characters and go “i want that one to get hurt and i want the other one to get really angsty about it”

AU — No Zombie Apocalypse Carl moves far away to college, promising his family and friends he’ll Facetime all the time to keep them informed on anything new. 

He only calls Negan daily, and every day Negan cannot handle the cuteness.