Theyre Adding A New Piece To The Chess Board Its Called The Prince And Basically He Fags It Up Out There

you are a disgusting little whore for objectifying and sexualising hardworking athletic men like you do, go to hell

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fav trio 🤲

andrew as that one scene in twin peaks

Andrew saying this and proceeding to get walked like a dog for the next two books is deeply funny to me

A very fast study of Jean vs barkbark von barkstein

Andrew & Neil

tgr spoilers

this is so fucking funny

It just occurred to me that Andrew didn't just agree to dinner with the Hemmicks because Neil made compelling arguments or because he's soft on Neil. He agreed because Neil offered to come along. He agreed because Neil offered to have his back if he went. It's the same deal that Andrew's been making Neil the entire time: go do this thing that scares you because I've got your back.

Which makes Andrew forgiving Neil really quickly after just a few harsh words make so much sense. Because despite the outcome of that dinner and Neil's role in making it happen, he did have Andrew's back. He got to Andrew before anyone else even knew something was wrong, he brought a weapon, he hid Andrew's knives without question, he did everything Andrew needed him to do. It was a shit situation that they walked into like idiots but Neil still had his back every step of the way. Neil didn't break any promises and that counts for more in Andrew's books than any fuck-up Neil could make.

this is so stupid but i had to make it