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this was cute asf😭
With U 💘
Requested, a rainy valentine’s day spent inside I feel like jack would go above and beyond to still make it great.
“Dammit.” Jack cursed as he looked at the weather notification that had just been sent to his phone.
It was Valentine’s Day the day of love but unfortunately it looked like the two of you would be spending your Valentine’s Day indoors. It was meant to be raining all day today with severe thunderstorms.
It was around seven in the morning when Jack had woken up and saw the weather outside, he planned for the two of you to have a little romantic picnic but he figured if you couldn’t have the picnic outside that he’d bring it inside.
He saw that you were still fast asleep so he made his way downstairs to set everything up.
He took the picnic basket from out the garage and even packed it with a few sandwiches, chips, fruit and cookies.
When he was finished he made his way into the living room and moved apart the couches and started laying down blankets and pillows and put the picnic basket in the middle on the floor.
“You’re so in love it isn’t even funny anymore.” Ace’s voice came from the speaker of Jack’s phone.
“He really is because if it was me the whole day would’ve been ruined.” Urban spoke. Jack rolled his eyes at his friends and paid them no mind.
In the middle of setting everything up Urban and Ace ended up calling Jack to see what he was doing.
“You both are just jealous and hate the fact that I’m in love and you both aren’t.” He said.
“Whatever I don’t need a woman.” Ace mumbled. “We’re team single over here.” Urban added on and Jack simply rolled his eyes.
“Should I lite a few candles? Or is that doing too much.” He asked and stood back to observe and look at everything he set up so far.
Jack was a perfectionist he’d spend hours on something till he thought it was perfect.
“I’d say just a few.” Jack placed a few lit candles above the fireplace and took the rose petals he had bought and tossed them around the living room.
He placed your gift next to the basket along with a bottle of sparkling cider, neither of you drank so sparkling apple cider was the go to drink for the night.
“Wow, you actually did a good job.” Ace said and Jack went to thank him but stopped when he heard footsteps approaching.
“She’s up I’ll call you guys back.” He quickly said and rushed them off the phone.
Urban snorted. “Yeah fucking right I’m sure by the end of the week I’ll find out if I’m going to be an uncle or not.” Urban joked.
“You need to be finding out if you’re going to be the one making me an uncle.” Jack said making him Urban got mute.
“He got your ass.” Ace laughed and Jack chuckled and quickly hang up the call.
“Jack?” You called out for him as you made it downstairs. “I’m in the living room babe.” He called out to you.
When you made it into the living room you stopped in your footsteps upon seeing the dimly lit room, the rose petals everywhere and the picnic basket.
“You did all of this?” You grinned and he smiled and nodded.
“I sure did when I woke up this morning the news app said it would be raining all day with severe thunderstorms so I brought the picnic to us.” He smiled ear to ear.
“You’re so sweet.” You coo’d and made your way to him when you were finally in arms reach he brought you into him.
“Happy Valentine’s Day babe.” You smiled and looked up at him. “Happy Valentine’s Day Jack.”
Jack pulled back and looked down at you a small and silly grin played at the corner of his lips. “Can I kiss you?” You smiled. “Of course, you know you don’t have to ask.”
Before you knew it he was crashing his lips onto your lips he put one of his hands on the back of your neck and pulled you closer if that was even possible.
You wrapped your arms around him and started kissing back passionately he smiled into the kiss which made you smile as well.
He pulled away slowly and rested his forehead against your forehead. “I love you.” He said with the biggest smile.
“I love you too Jack.” Even though you were a bit bummed out you couldn’t spend your day outside. You appreciated the face that Jack was still was able to make up for it.
how come you always end up under my blanket?
"i don't wanna hurt her feeling by throwing all this on her at once. i love what we have going on but it's not as easy as you think." jack ran his fingers through his curls out of frustration.
"if you care for her so much how come you always end up under my blanket? you haven't been on good terms with her for months jack! you know how i feel about us and you still wanna settle for less." you said as you tried your best not to cry.
"y/n please let's just drop this for now and go back to how things were." he begged.
"jack please don't do this to me, you know you don't care for her so why are you holding back on me? all you have to do is leave her and we can go back to how things have always been. just you and me." he leaned into your touch and it gave you hope that your words would change his mind.
"please? i love you and just wanna be there for you all the time without being in fear of us getting caught." your voice shaked as tears pooled your eyes.
"y/n please don't cry because of me. i'll break up with her alright? your right about me always settling for less and it's something i have to work on." he pulled you into him and pressed a soft kiss to your cheek.
"lemme wipe those tears pretty girl." you removed your face from his neck and let him wipe away your tears.
"thank you." you croaked out and layed your head on his chest.
"you don't have to thank me mama. this was something i should've done a long time ago anyway." he said rubbing your back softly.
When you that girl 💕✨
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WATCH YOUR MOUTH; jack harlow
"It's the way you embarrassed me last night and don't even have the balls to apologize." You said aggressively folding your clothes.
"Things happen y/n! I was caught up with work and couldn't make it." He said running his fingers through his curls.
"You say that every time like it's a valid excuse! You couldn't send me a quick text to let me know you wouldn't make it so I wasn't sitting there looking like a fucking idiot?" You said getting more and more pissed off.
"So your mad i'm doing my job? How do you think i'm able to afford all these nice things? Take you out on dates? That money doesn't just come out of my ass." He said trying to find every reason to drop this.
"Bro I fucking work just as hard as you do and I still make time for you!" You yelled getting up to walk out the room.
He grabbed you harshly by your wrist, forcing you to look at him.
"I don't give a fuck how mad you are chill with that dumb shit. I'm not one of your little friends." He said inching closer to your face.
You felt your cheeks heat up at the way he manhandled you.
"I can say whatever the fuck I want to say." You said challenging him.
"You think this is funny? We'll see who abouta be laughing after i'm done wit'chu." He said throwing you on the bed.
HELPP☠️🌚
WATCH YOUR MOUTH; jack harlow
"It's the way you embarrassed me last night and don't even have the balls to apologize." You said aggressively folding your clothes.
"Things happen y/n! I was caught up with work and couldn't make it." He said running his fingers through his curls.
"You say that every time like it's a valid excuse! You couldn't send me a quick text to let me know you wouldn't make it so I wasn't sitting there looking like a fucking idiot?" You said getting more and more pissed off.
"So your mad i'm doing my job? How do you think i'm able to afford all these nice things? Take you out on dates? That money doesn't just come out of my ass." He said trying to find every reason to drop this.
"Bro I fucking work just as hard as you do and I still make time for you!" You yelled getting up to walk out the room.
He grabbed you harshly by your wrist, forcing you to look at him.
"I don't give a fuck how mad you are chill with that dumb shit. I'm not one of your little friends." He said inching closer to your face.
You felt your cheeks heat up at the way he manhandled you.
"I can say whatever the fuck I want to say." You said challenging him.
"You think this is funny? We'll see who abouta be laughing after i'm done wit'chu." He said throwing you on the bed.
WATCH YOUR MOUTH; jack harlow
"It's the way you embarrassed me last night and don't even have the balls to apologize." You said aggressively folding your clothes.
"Things happen y/n! I was caught up with work and couldn't make it." He said running his fingers through his curls.
"You say that every time like it's a valid excuse! You couldn't send me a quick text to let me know you wouldn't make it so I wasn't sitting there looking like a fucking idiot?" You said getting more and more pissed off.
"So your mad i'm doing my job? How do you think i'm able to afford all these nice things? Take you out on dates? That money doesn't just come out of my ass." He said trying to find every reason to drop this.
"Bro I fucking work just as hard as you do and I still make time for you!" You yelled getting up to walk out the room.
He grabbed you harshly by your wrist, forcing you to look at him.
"I don't give a fuck how mad you are chill with that dumb shit. I'm not one of your little friends." He said inching closer to your face.
You felt your cheeks heat up at the way he manhandled you.
"I can say whatever the fuck I want to say." You said challenging him.
"You think this is funny? We'll see who abouta be laughing after i'm done wit'chu." He said throwing you on the bed.
I just want to say I luv your Jack fics so much thank you for uploading them I hope we can read more soon 😍 you’re doing a great job thank you
love you anon 🥹🩷
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daddy’s girl (reupload)
“mommy, can i have this?” alora asked pointing towards the fruit snacks in the candy bowl.
“after dinner bubby.” y/n said adding the beef to the lasagna.
alora huffed and walked out the kitchen to play with her toys.
she looked at her papa who was busy on his computer, doing god knows what for work.
she whined knowing she wouldn’t get what she wanted because her mom isn’t the type to spoil her that much.
“papa, can you get me candy please?” she asked putting her chubby hands on his legs, looking up at him innocently.
“of course bubs.” he said, picking her up and setting her on the couch.
he walked into the kitchen opening the pantry and grabbing two packs of fruit snacks.
“thank you papa!” alora said standing up on the couch to grab them from his hand.
“your welcome my love.” he said bending down to give her a forehead kiss before getting back to work.
“dinner will be ready in about an hour- what the hell?” y/n stopped mid sentence.
“what happened?” jack asked looking at her confused.
“why are you eating candy after i told you to wait after dinner?” y/n asked crossing her arms.
alora immediately hid in her dad’s neck. she always did that when she knew she was in trouble.
“alora you are something else.” jack said with a laugh. you just rolled your eyes and sat next to him on the couch.
“your not in trouble bub, but when mommy says no you listen okay?” jack said to the four year old.
“i’m good baby, don’t let it happen again though.” y/n said running her fingers through alora’s curls.
“okay papa.” and she turned to her mom offering her a gummy but she declined.
MOONLIGHT; ariana grande
"The sun is setting and you're right here by my side and the movie is playing but we won't be watching tonight."
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Y/n gushed as she finished setting up the area for their movie night.
"Coming!" Jack yelled grabbing their favorite snacks and making his way over.
He sat down right next to his girlfriend and wrapped an arm around her.
"What movie genre babe?" Y/n said turning hulu on.
"I don't know, maybe a horror movie?" Jack said taking the remote out of y/n's hand.
"You know how I feel about scary stuff." Y/n whined pushing Jacks head softly.
"Well you shouldn't have asked." Jack winked scrolling through the options.
He picked a random horror movie & as expected y/n was feeling quite antsy.
They were only thirty minutes into the movie and Y/n kept hiding in Jack's neck.
"Jack can we please watch something else?" Y/n said into his neck.
"Okay y/n." Jack said exiting out of the movie, scrolling through other genres.
"Thank you." Y/n smiled kissing jacks cheek.
"He's so bossy, he makes me dance tryna sit in the back of his whip and just cancel my plans."
"Fuck me please!" Y/n moaned grinding onto his clothed crotch.
"We can't your gonna be late for your meeting!" Jack said holding onto her hips.
"Fuck a meeting, your my priority right now." Y/n responded kissing down her lover's neck.
"No love you have to go, we can continue this at home." Jack said grabbing her neck and kissing her.
"Fine." Y/n said slowly crawling to the front seat. She giggled when she felt Jack smack her ass.
"He knows just what it does when he's holding me tight and he calls me moonlight too."
"Are you sure you don't want my jacket?" Jack asked holding it up.
"No i'm okay." Y/n said shivering slightly.
Jack shook his head and wrapped his jacket around her.
"You don't have to lie moonlight." Jack said pecking his lover's cheek.
all these navy guys are the sameee😭 so toxic i hate it here
MOONLIGHT; ariana grande
"The sun is setting and you're right here by my side and the movie is playing but we won't be watching tonight."
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Y/n gushed as she finished setting up the area for their movie night.
"Coming!" Jack yelled grabbing their favorite snacks and making his way over.
He sat down right next to his girlfriend and wrapped an arm around her.
"What movie genre babe?" Y/n said turning hulu on.
"I don't know, maybe a horror movie?" Jack said taking the remote out of y/n's hand.
"You know how I feel about scary stuff." Y/n whined pushing Jacks head softly.
"Well you shouldn't have asked." Jack winked scrolling through the options.
He picked a random horror movie & as expected y/n was feeling quite antsy.
They were only thirty minutes into the movie and Y/n kept hiding in Jack's neck.
"Jack can we please watch something else?" Y/n said into his neck.
"Okay y/n." Jack said exiting out of the movie, scrolling through other genres.
"Thank you." Y/n smiled kissing jacks cheek.
"He's so bossy, he makes me dance tryna sit in the back of his whip and just cancel my plans."
"Fuck me please!" Y/n moaned grinding onto his clothed crotch.
"We can't your gonna be late for your meeting!" Jack said holding onto her hips.
"Fuck a meeting, your my priority right now." Y/n responded kissing down her lover's neck.
"No love you have to go, we can continue this at home." Jack said grabbing her neck and kissing her.
"Fine." Y/n said slowly crawling to the front seat. She giggled when she felt Jack smack her ass.
"He knows just what it does when he's holding me tight and he calls me moonlight too."
"Are you sure you don't want my jacket?" Jack asked holding it up.
"No i'm okay." Y/n said shivering slightly.
Jack shook his head and wrapped his jacket around her.
"You don't have to lie moonlight." Jack said pecking his lover's cheek.
big head
authors note: just a lil sum sum for my man since i haven’t written anything for him in a while 🤗 + blurb is inspired by this pic
“jack please back away from the screen before your big headed ass goes cross eyed.” you told him as you sat on the couch watching your tv show.
the side eye he gave you was almost as bad as yours, “what show you watching?”
“vanderpump rules.”
“what’s it about?” he said purposefully dragging his feet across the floor to annoy you, watching as he plopped down on the spot next to you, before laying his head on your thigh, on the large couch placed in your living room.
“boy, you’re not about to interrupt me while i’m watching my show.” you said glancing down at him.
he smacked his lips as he sat up, resting on his elbow, “first off,” he said fully sitting up. he held his finger up by your face as you just looked at him. “and second of all, girl, i can bother you all i want.”
you laughed and moved his hand out of your face, “okay, you’re not about to bother me while i’m watching my show.” you said reaching for the remote, but not before he lays his entire body on top of you.
you started laughing as you just laid there, “you need to get off me.”
“nah, cause you think i’m playing with you girl.” he said, his kentucky accent noticeable.
“you must think this is a game huh.”
“y/n, swear to god, you push me off this couch i’m taking your ass with me.” he warned you, you knew he’d do it if he wanted to.
nothing but silence momentarily filled the air, “that’s what i thought.” he said before getting off you, you quickly tried to lightly kick him, but he moved out the way in time.
he swiftly, in one move, slapped your ass as the smack echoed loudly. you screamed as your hands quickly came to the spot to cover it.
“got that ass! next time you try and hit me, it’s gonna be something completely different.”
“whatever, just be lucky my foot didn’t connect.”
“whatever my ass y/n, you’re just mad cause you can’t get me back. i’m too quick.” he said as he shrugged.
“jack, baby, shh. thank you! i love you stink!” you said, turning up the volume to the tv.
THE MOVE IN; 001
synopsis; jack looks into getting a home for you in kentucky without letting you know first.
"Babe can I borrow your computer real quick?" You asked Jack who was in the bathroom.
"You know you don't have to ask." He chuckled before going back to doing whatever he was doing.
You logged in and clicked on safari and was immediately met with a page of houses in Kentucky.
You furrowed your eyebrows before closing the computer.
As if this argument was scripted, Jack came out of the bathroom and sat next to you on the bed.
"What happened? Did you forget the password or something?" He asked.
"I have a question, and be honest." You said looking him dead in the eye.
"Uh oh, what did I do this time?" Jack said chuckling nervously to ease the obvious tension.
"Why are you looking for houses in Kentucky? Do you not wanna be with me anymore?" You asked, nervously playing with the rings on your finger.
"What? Baby no. I was looking into housing in Kentucky so all of us could move out there. I would never leave you or the baby." He said rubbing your belly softly.
"Move out there? We never talked about this. How do you know I wanna live in Kentucky?" You said.
"Why wouldn't you? It's quiet and safe. And I have family out there who would love to meet our child." Jack said looking at you like you were crazy.
"Jack, don't piss me off. What is in Kentucky for me? Just because your from there doesn't mean I wanna live there!" You said getting irritated.
"Calm down! Nothing is set in stone. I was just looking into places that would be perfect for the baby to grow up in." Jack said, giving you an annoyed look.
"Don't tell me to calm down! You can't just make big decisions like this and expect me to accept it!" You said getting out of the bed and looking for your keys and purse.
"Where are you going?" Jack said following you out of your shared bedroom.
"AWAY FROM YOU!" You said putting on your shoes and slamming the front door.
"Fuck." Jack said running a hand through his curls.
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Don’t say that babes it’s so good I read them multiple times and always check ur blog to see if u uploaded ur Jack work😭❤️ thank u!!!
🥹 aww your so sweetttt now i feel bad for deleting everything. i’ll start reposting more fr fr
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megan thee stallion
How to use reverse psychology to get your desires
Hey y’all, this is for the people who feel utterly exhausted by their spiritual journey. Whether you’re struggling to manifest your dreams, tapping into the void state, or lucid dreaming every night, I totally get it. But you can use your frustration to your advantage.
So, I’ve been really into reverse psychology and that’s what this “technique” is. For those of you who feel stuck or frustrated, this might be just what you need. Your annoyance could actually become your greatest ally.
Keep complaining. Script it out, affirm it, vent it to your friends, but just the opposite of what you’re already saying. Say things like "Ugh I'm so tired of always easily slipping into the void state" or "If I lucid dream one more time, I'm going to lose my mind!".
Here's an example of how you can do it:
"Bruh, I'm so done with waking up in the void state. Each morning is the same story - I'm tired of it! And let's not even talk about how I lucid dream every single night. It's exhausting being conscious all the time, and it's starting to annoy me and tire me out. I just want one peaceful night without lucid dreaming or getting into the void state. Is that too much to ask? I can’t even escape the void state with lucid dreaming!”
You can apply this same principle to shifting as well. Express your frustration:
"Why does my subconscious always feel the need to wake me up in my dr 🙄For once, I want to focus on my cr. If I wake up in my dr one more time, I swear... Can't my subconscious for once let me wake up in my cr?"
Even visualize yourself waking up in your normal bed and plead with your subconscious to let you wake up in your cr for once.Channel your current frustration into not waking up in your dr to always doing it. You should end up feeling frustrated when you actually go to bed, trying to NOT be successful for once.
Make it realistic too. honestly? I'm just so tired of shifting with ease. It's gotten to the point where it feels mundane. There was a time when struggling with the void state was actually exciting, it kept things interesting at least. I know this might come off as a "ugh, I'm too pretty everyone hates me" pick-me-girl moment, but seriously, I could do with a little less success in the shifting department. Y’all wouldn’t understand how hard it is to be successful 24/7. Genuinely be annoying about it lol.
So, go ahead. Complain. Vent. Be frustrated. You’re way too successful with manifesting and shifting and need a break. I get it, shut up. We don’t care.👍