2,600 Notes In 4 Hours? I Hate To Say It But You Might Be Falling Off Man

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

"yeah but youre physically a human" i'll rip your throat out with only my teeth and then we'll see what animal you say i am

it bugs me how many lesbians have issues with trans women. like, we're supposed to love women. what's next, you gonna start hating short people too? fuck off.

hello everykitty! its nyanko here! welcome to my blog /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ฅ i hope we can be furrends furrever!

it/they/mew ~

am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

I love WITHHOLDING information in order to SOW MISTRUST!!

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water