"I Want To Be A Dragon."

I am wise beyond my years

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

it bugs me how many lesbians have issues with trans women. like, we're supposed to love women. what's next, you gonna start hating short people too? fuck off.

sometimes I lay on the floor and I meow

"yeah but youre physically a human" i'll rip your throat out with only my teeth and then we'll see what animal you say i am

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every single Angel ever deserves to be pet i think

demon boys 🥴🩶 angel boys 🥺🩶 the gods ☺️🩶

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