For 23 Years Now

I am salt vinegar and everything sinister >:]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

A comic based on this poem

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

ohhh my god edible. edible save me. save me 10mg edible save me please

"yeah but youre physically a human" i'll rip your throat out with only my teeth and then we'll see what animal you say i am

in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

I think Tumblr will love this

Old creepy man i hope u like him! …like seriously i need some dopamine please like him!

daily affirmations:

-you fit in with society

-you DON'T want to run away

-you aren't a wolf

-you DON'T want to run away

-you DON'T want to run into the woods

-you DON'T want to howl at the moon at three in the morning

-you DON'T want to roll in wet leaves and get your fur soaking wet and shake it off

-you DON'T want to hunt wild rabbits

-you DON'T want to run away

-you DON'T want to run away

-you don't want to

-you don't

-you DON'T

-YOU DON'T WANT TO RUN AWAY

-YOU DON'T WANT TO RUN AWAY