A Shared Gift

I just need people to stop being mean to Apollo for one day

apollo justice is actually a badass idc what anyone says he shielded someone from a BOMB EXPLOSION with his body and then the very next day tried to stand defense in court despite being COVERED in injuries like he's metal as fuck

i thought this was an actual photo omg

Melancholy night in „Japanofornia“.

Godot from the ace attorney series strolls aimlessly through the streets, trying to cope with loss and planning his vengeance.

my miis are going to be so mad when they see me next

we are so back

I love the architecture of american universities because there will be the ugliest brutalist building next to one built in the 1890’s with gargoyles on the roof

let’s make this happen

i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it

why is this kinda giving the aro/ace flag

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

The worst thing about speaking a language natively is that your brain will insist on applying the Rules™ even when there's nothing to go on. You can look at a damn keysmash and some chthonic gremlin in a little professor hat living in the back of your skull will go "I think that one's a verb".

I would like to issue a formal apology to all the people who knew me and/or were my friends during “my not like the other girls” phase. I was such an asshole

There is one person who who i have been friends with since kindergarten and they are honestly a saint for dealing with 11-15 year old me

I was at the jewel once and i saw one but that was the first and only time 😞

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog