I’m Not Going To Be Able To Sleep Thinking About Turnabout Revolution

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

I just need people to stop being mean to Apollo for one day

apollo justice is actually a badass idc what anyone says he shielded someone from a BOMB EXPLOSION with his body and then the very next day tried to stand defense in court despite being COVERED in injuries like he's metal as fuck

so much is wrong with these two

dhurke something is wrong with your kids for real

me

the worst thing about being an adult is that if i don’t want to go somewhere i can’t just say that my mom says no. i have to come up with an actual excuse

Major Dual Destines Spoilers

Bobby has the big tits (Booby Fulbright) and the phantom has small ones lol

why did they make his tits bigger for the aj trilogy promotional art

imagine a parent teacher conference with beanix. like this man that looks like a hobo and plays poker piano professionally at the shadiest gay bar ever when he used to be the biggest defense lawyer around

Idk thinking about Trucy at school having a career counselor who takes one look at her listed aspiration of “professional magician” and calls her and her father into a conference to discuss his concerns that she doesn’t have realistic career goals

Cue Trucy and Phoenix effortlessly tag-teaming the sob story of “Oh but my poor sweet MaMa and PaPa in Heaven… they were magicians, you see, I only wish to keep their memory close, keep it alive…” and “Perhaps it makes me a poor father, but I just can’t bear to take away the one thing she has left of them…” until the counselor is so mortified he just relents and never questions it again

(Phoenix is not worried about his daughter’s success even slightly, and Trucy was never worried that he would be)

as soon as I have time (and finish all the other games I am in the middle of) I want to reply ghost trick

there's replaying ghost trick to see the clues: heck yeah

and there's replaying ghost trick to see the fun dialogue: also heck yeah

ted tonate made it to my linguistics final paper

I almost choked on my own spit trying to make a pharyngeal fricative