What do you think gods do? They do what they’ve always done: they fuck with us. They fuck with all of us. Just don’t take it personally.
American Gods 1.08, Come to Jesus
touch starved introverted gays that grew up in toxic households and crave affection and stability are into friends to lovers, and lonely depressed gays with a superiority complex and a longing for someone to truly understand them that constantly fantasize about faking their own death and running away are into enemies to lovers
This is so cute! Agh 😍
“Wolves hate werewolves.’ ‘What? That can’t be right! When she’s wolf-shaped she’s just like a wolf!’ 'So? When she’s human-shaped she’s just like a human. And what’s that got to do with anything? Humans don’t like werewolves. Wolves don’t like werewolves. Wolves don’t like wolves that can think like people, an’ people don’t like people who can act like wolves. Which just goes to show that people are the same everywhere.’ said Gaspode. He assessed this sentence and added, 'Even when they’re wolves.”
Terry Pratchett - The Fifth Elephant (via terrypratchettparadise)
Hocus Pocus bitch you need to focus
Ancient witch proverb, probably (via sandcraft)
Me pregunto si las estrellas se iluminan con el fin de que algun día, cada uno pueda encontrar la suya.
El Principito
(via a-world-of-paper)
Esto me dio tanta risa JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
-Una chica invisible.