SHAWNEE SMITH As AMANDA YOUNG SAW III (2006) — Dir. Darren Lynn Bousman

german keys from the 15th century

Okay, I’ve just realised something and forgive me if it’s obvious to everyone else.

Crowley is the serpent.

Aziraphale is the angel of the eastern gate, technically on apple tree duty.

Their love is the apple. Their love is the forbidden fruit. It is right there in full view of both of them the whole time. The ultimate temptation. Absolutely forbidden. A betrayal of their God-designated roles and if they taste it, it’ll change everything.

The serpent whispers that they should eat it.

The guardian protects it.

And so their dance continues down the centuries. But they elaborate on it, getting closer and closer until ultimately, it’ll be inevitable. They’ll take a bite.

Makes you wonder what God’s really planning, huh?

like they say history repeats itself

So, Elon Musk wants to change the verification checkmark process to be much easier and now people are impersonating him on Twitter

This is giving so much John Green Cock Monologue energy, I cannot describe my amusement with words.

Crowley + hairstyles

Bonus wet!Crowley:

2024 + HORROR

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