Plans For Valentines: Sleeping 🥰

箱箱小陀螺😇😇❤️

"Well, I was no stranger to losing blood but usually I wasn’t asked to give it up quite so nicely. Sure, the guy was still brusque in his own highfalutin way, but I’d seen the look on the young fellas face — and I knew a thing or two about hunger myself — so it seemed only fair to help the guy out, (even if the process made me feel kinda woozy)....”

— Detective Noir / Vampire AU (part 2)

cw: eyestrain

pretend it's still january shhhhhhh

VOXMANNNNNNNNN POSSSTTTTTT heres me and my wife if we were evil Business Partners

no thoughts just gumshoe by the beach

The Von Karma Siblings

vampire starters/prompts

﹡ ❝ i’m the maniac. you should be t e r r i f i e d﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ goddamn right love, you should be scared of me﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i’m a vampire. i eat people. big deal. ❞ ﹡ ❝ you can run, but you cannot hide﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ you mean did i turn her﹖perhaps i did. ❞ ﹡ ❝ one way or another, i’m gonna find you. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i do feel rather murderous﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ such a pity that you have to die﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ my my. i do love when they scream. ❞ ﹡ ❝ you should learn to close your foolish mouth before i rip out your tongue﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ not to be rude, but i don’t like doppelgangers so beat it﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ silver bullets are for werewolves, you fool﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ compared to me, dracula was a boy scout﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i am going to kill you. and then eat you﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ no you fool. we do not “sparkle” in sun﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i just need a taste. one taste of your blood﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i am nine hundred years old you fool human. you are merely a blood bag for me, nothing more﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ holy water. how original. ❞

ummm.. ithink he is. A human 😂

Gumshoe is a bear I will not be taking criticism at this time

doggy

considering my Last Post i would like to write something upbeat to contrast. feel free to send me prompts to write drabbles (or maybe even an actual fic oooooh) laserlad is my preferred but anything is welcome :/)

(American Psycho Business Card Scene Voice) Let’s see Herbert West’s Top Surgery Scars

DISCLAIMER: Before you decide to watch Re-Animator, make sure to check for content warnings, there is a scene that a lot of  people choose to skip!