They Take Over My Brain

This is like. more than a year old by this point so its not like. good. anymore. not sure why i never posted it

Gordon Freeman (Half-Life) and Marina (Splatoon) would be friends if they ever we're to meet.

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"never lonely prosecution king"

and then i gave you my brain

so that you could learn to love

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What do you do when your Husband's personas all try and seduce you.

My only critique about the Mario Movie is that this wasn’t in the B plot. 💃🕺

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so like would among us be offensive in the hl universe

im like if a girl was {undefined variable}. im like if a girl was [fragment missing]. im like if a girl was (editor’s note: the author’s invocation of the word “girl” in this context is idiosyncratic, perhaps metaphorical) im like if a girl was im like if a girl draft deleted! im like if a girl You have reached your free article limit! Subscribe now to continue reading. im like if a girl was [THREAD LOCKED] im like if a girl (ENDING EXPLAINED!) im like if a girl Unusual activity detected, please highlight all the pictures of bicycles. im like if a girl I don’t respond to prompts that could be deemed offensive, and so I am unable to carry out the request. im-like-if-a-girldeactivated03092023. im like if a girl we are unable to take your call at the minute. im like if a girl isn’t registered under that name. im like if a girl could give you her date of birth. im like if a girl oh yes we have you under […]. im like if a girl LOST CONNECTION

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