Rest in Peace to the legendary and iconic voice actor of the Vortigaunts, Louis Gossett Jr.
I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy, pal.
was thinking if edgeworth was a vampire gumshoe would definitely gift him twilight and edgeworth would absolutely despise it and go on a rant about the media misrepresenting vampires and gumshoe would initially be upset that he didnt like his gift but he'd feel better knowing edgeworth is so passionate about the subject
if dl-6 never happened and edgeworth became a defense attorney as he wanted its likely gumshoe would consider him him a rival so… rivals to lovers…?
Omgggg rivals to lovers gumworth would be absolutely mwah *chef's kiss*
You know how Gumshoe accidentally spills information to Wright? It'd be a thousand times worse with Edgeworth.
Gumshoe just can't seem to stop sharing private information with Edgeworth, he doesn't mean to, really! But it just keeps happening!
Next time they're at a crime scene and Edgeworth approaches Gumshoe he can't even get a word out before Gumshoe is pointing a finger in his face and rambling on about how he's gotta stay away from him, that he won't give him any more information just cus he's got a pretty face and that he might as well just leave because there's no way he's gonna tell him about the prime suspects fingerprints being found all over the murder weapon! Oh, wait- oops. He just did.
Gumshoe storms off thinking like "I really put my foot down this time!" All proud of himself, completely oblivious to the fact that he not only revealed a crucial piece of information to Edgeworth but also his huge crush on him.
Edgeworth completely glosses over the bit about the prime suspect and instead focuses on the fact Gumshoe thinks he's got a pretty face. Of course Edgeworth's Weird Girl™ (Kay) encourages him to use his "charm" on Gumshoe to get more information but he would never even begin to consider doing such a thing, he wouldn't want Gumshoe to get in any more trouble than he already is.
But if he decides to use his newfound "charm" on Gumshoe to ask him out on a date, well, that's his own business.
real.
dont blame me if multiple of you get benrey. hes just relatable
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The Von Karma Siblings
﹡ ❝ i’m the maniac. you should be t e r r i f i e d﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ goddamn right love, you should be scared of me﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i’m a vampire. i eat people. big deal. ❞ ﹡ ❝ you can run, but you cannot hide﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ you mean did i turn her﹖perhaps i did. ❞ ﹡ ❝ one way or another, i’m gonna find you. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i do feel rather murderous﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ such a pity that you have to die﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ my my. i do love when they scream. ❞ ﹡ ❝ you should learn to close your foolish mouth before i rip out your tongue﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ not to be rude, but i don’t like doppelgangers so beat it﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ silver bullets are for werewolves, you fool﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ compared to me, dracula was a boy scout﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i am going to kill you. and then eat you﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ no you fool. we do not “sparkle” in sun﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i just need a taste. one taste of your blood﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i am nine hundred years old you fool human. you are merely a blood bag for me, nothing more﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ holy water. how original. ❞