haymitch: love is love <3
clerk carmine: yeah, but not your love. get AWAY from my niece.
live footage of me rewriting plots to be able to include aunt may in my fics:
“you’re just thinking it’s a small thing that happened; the world ended when it happened to me” (it’s steve and tony in civil war guys)
Tony: Text me to say you’re home safely
Peter: I’m home dangerously
Tony: Stop it
Peter: I’m home lethally
in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.
y'all Northern folks found out a very simplified version of "bless your heart" and then stomped like... everything else into the ground. honestly i get very tired of people's assumptions about the south. most of it is rooted in classism and ignorance that just gets annoying really quick. every time i have to sit through "haha southern accent funny" in media (different when it's with friends and we're riffing with each other) i feel another part of me die
im so jealous of people who grew up in their childhood home. what do you mean your first and 18th birthday cakes are on the same dining table? your second grade math and your high school physics done in the same living room? your bedroom shifting through each phase of your life?
May I ask what is your favorite kind of fruit?
just to exist in the world? starfruit
to taste? grapes
movies by conan gray: peter quill/gamora (post-infinity war)
francesca by hozier: tony stark (endgame) (it could honestly be anyone alive during endgame but it mostly reminds me of tony)
nostalgia by suki waterhouse: yelena belova & natasha romanoff (this is obviously a love song but my favorite thing is ignoring anything about love in songs and making it platonic)
savior complex by phoebe bridgers: steve rogers/bucky barnes (i mostly interpret it as steve to bucky but it could be either way tbh)
merry christmas, please don’t call by the bleachers: natasha romanoff & yelena belova (i actually made an edit of this on my old tiktok account… i wonder if i can find it saved on my phone)
the way i loved you by taylor swift: pepper potts/tony stark (its obvi pepper talking about tony and it fits SO well)
orange juice by noah kahan: tony stark (the mcu doesnt really have that much about his addictions but it still does show him hella drunk)
i know the end by phoebe bridgers: tony stark (“a haunted house with a picket fence to float around and ghost my friends. no, i’m not afraid to disappear” for endgame ohhhh im evil)
holidays by conan gray: peter parker (especially in no way home when he begins an entirely new life)
twenty one by the cranberries: natasha romanoff
john hughes movie by maisie peters: steve rogers/bucky barnes (bro bucky was so gay for him 😔)
firearm by lizzy mcalpine: yelena belova & natasha romanoff (once again this is a romantic song but this is soooo yelena talking to nat)
just thinking about how since yelena was so young when she was taken to the red room, she mightve not known melina and alexei as anything but “mom” and “dad”. as in, when she went to the red room, she couldve not known how else to refer to them, and why would she? they’re her parents
i love the theory that finnick was a career. he wanted to win, he wanted glory. he wanted the future promised to all victors. he didn’t know how “attractive” he was, he didn’t know that each murder would haunt him for years to come. he didn’t know his blind adoration would transform into an ugly hatred of the capitol, of his past self who wanted to prove himself.