Im So In Love With Him

Happy MAMMA MIA! day to those who celebrate

he’s so ✨best friend’s hot dad✨ coded

and I’m like pretty sure he knows it, right?

Gonna tell my kids this was supposed to be their dad😔

I would never argue, never talk back. The house would be clean and spotless. Dinner would always be ready and served. I suck him off as often as he wants me to

"I notice i start getting nauseous in the morning and my period is a week late"

Girl i need to fantasies with a hot man that i don't have a chance on, not with a baby,please kill that thing

i can’t believe i have a crush on a 42 year old french man

"Why do u like him??? Hes crazy!"

Me: I can fix him (no really I can)

how i feel when i dont have a white boy to obsess over

edit: holy shit yall, thanks for almost 800 likes/reposts 🫶