Somebody: What Do You Like About Men Twice Your Age?

When the pile of clothes on the chair in the corner starts looking suspiciously person-shaped in the dark:

"English isn't my-"

Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with

🖤❤️Emma D'Arcy & Matt Smith ❤️🖤

📷 BuzzFeed

bro I HATE when people ask me if I’m okay like 30 times when I’ve already said I’m perfectly fine… oh my god

am I crazy like

I would never argue, never talk back. The house would be clean and spotless. Dinner would always be ready and served. I suck him off as often as he wants me to

1970, Brazil’s Pele, one of the stars of the successful Brazil World Cup winning team of 1970, relaxes in a garden, playing his guitar 

(Photo by Popperfoto/Getty Images)

MAMMA MIA! 2008│dir. Phyllida Lloyd

because where tf is him HBO?!?!?