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me, nearing tears: richard...richard please...please just tell me the fucking story

richard, dreamy eyed: today henry winter's shoulders looked especially sloping as his startling blue eyes scanned his homework with the concentration of a monk, though to me he is more like the god they serve. francis' coat billowed behind him, making him look like a student prince, and i admired the way the sun hit his hair, turning the red strands the colour of honey. i love camilla's boyishness and the way her features mirror her brother's so perfectly, framed by her short hair and masculine clothes borrowed from charles. i'm so heterosexual.

drying my eyes: nevermind gayboy, who cares about the murder

karma: i know you think my judgement is clouded because i like nagisa a little bit

isogai: you doodled your wedding invitation

karma: that's our joint tombstone

isogai: my mistake

“Yes I can give you a reason to live” said the man with the most dead inside stare in human history

James Potter who lies when Lily asks where his star tattoo came from.

James who says that it was just something dumb he and Sirius did one night when they were drunk.

James who goes to ‘run an errand’ and cries in his car, because it wasn’t some stupid drunken night, because he remembers Regulus drawing it himself for the artist to tattoo onto him. Because Regulus kissed it every time he could, because that tattoo is not just ink in his skin. No. That tattoo bleeds Regulus’s love, and James’s heart bleeds with it.

A failed attempt 🍷🍇

I really wanted to draw an early Bacchanal, like, what happened to Bunny to not wanna do it anymore lol Meanwhile everyone is tripping on ancient herbs

imagine you have a boyfriend and your boyfriend is crazy and he blows up your car and disappears for four years and its like ok. whatever. it's over. and then he comes back and wants to get back together and do crazy shit like you used to together (when you were teenagers you killed a lot of people. normal activities) and then he gets himself put in prison (on purpose) to play mind game chess with a russian freak and he wants you to come break him out. but you can't break him out normal he INSISTS you have to glue vampire fangs on your canines and put in freaky contacts and pretend to shoot him point blank. through all of this he's got the biggest heart eyes in the world (including with a gun pointed at his forehead) and confesses his love twice. all of this happened to my good buddy nakahara chuuya

Moral of the secret history is to stay in ur fuckin lane Richard shoulda just let them conjugate their greek verbs incorrectly tbh

Today i was so productive. I cut my hair, pet puppies, studied physics, contemplated on my age and decided to go to sleep early

My favorite part of the secret history is when Richard is like “I think Henry asked Bunny to have sex with him in Rome and that’s why they fought” and then he proceeds to analyze how gay he thinks every single one of his friends are.