i was listening to you're so dark and the idea of chuuya stumbling upon that song after dazai defected is so funny to me like imagine ur 18, ur 3 yr long situationship (guy that coerced u into joining the mafia) disappeared off the face of the earth and also arctic monkeys just released AM
I like to think that chuuya secretly donates to animal shelters and never tells anyone. he'll be boasting about how tough of a mafioso he is one second and then quietly covering the medical bill for a one-eyed kitten the next. animals don’t lie. they don’t stab you in the back or expect things from you in return for their love. they’re just soft and small and trying their best, and it hits a part of him he doesn't want to look at too closely. he reads every “thank you to our anonymous donor” update email like it’s classified intel. someone at the shelter sent a picture of a puppy in a cast once and he stared at it for ten minutes straight. he would rather be shot point blank then explain to someone why the photo is saved and favorited in his phone though.
Hey guys! I'm just letting you all know that I won't be active that much today.
Me and a bunch of psychos on Tumblr are celebrating the death of some old Roman politician.
Real toxic historical period piece Old Man Yaoi about two bitter old men who have spent their entire lives in the closet, who married and raised families as expected, and are now trying to arrange a marriage between their respective adult children (who are not interested in each other) in order to have a permanent plausible excuse to spend a lot of alone time together in order to fuck like feral sodomites discuss the futures of their mutual grandchildren.
Me being obsessed with my hat and then my teacher unexpectedly drops “peaky blinders?”
Moral of the secret history is to stay in ur fuckin lane Richard shoulda just let them conjugate their greek verbs incorrectly tbh
People who grew up on Naruto how does it feel to have a constant motivation in life because one blond cartoon dummy repeatedly said “never give up” and also have been through one of the most unhealthy demolishing provocative outrageous traumatising relationships in your life with that one dark emo dude who hates everyone because you are “friends”
I was kicked out of the house/ jk
Hear me out: The Greek Class as Tarot Cards. Bunny was perfect for The Hanged Man, sacrifice and stagnation are his whole deal.
Can you guess what Henry will be 🤭