Hilarious. I expected the last one to be screaming and it isn't, so that was nice.
... I would point out that Bruce has more, likely heavier children, and should therefore have more dad strength. Logically.
Jason: Ugghhh, I can't believe I lost to an old man. Bruce is like 50 something. How is he so strong?
Bruce: I am 40.
Jason: Potato potato. Same shit.
Dick: To be fair, he beats all of us in arm wrestling. And I think he is putting his Batman face but he doesn't even twitch while wrestling with you.
Jason: Way to rub in the salt, dickhead. Do any of you wanna go?
Damian: And humiliate myself? I have self respect Todd.
Tim: Yeah, no. I'm already running low on my energy drink. I don't think I can even lift a finger right now.
Cass: I am agile, not strong. If Jason can't beat him, I probably can't too.
Steph: How are you so strong anyway?
Bruce: Dad strength.
Jason: Bullshit.
Dick: Dad strength is real?
Damian: Is that why you keep bringing in new children, father?
*Entering the living room*
Duke: Hey, guys. Danny's here. He has some burgers with him.
Danny: Way to rat out my lunch, dude.
Duke: You have like 2 dozen burgers there. Ain't no way you are eating all of that.
Danny: You don't know that. I could totally eat all of this.
Duke: Sure you can. What are all of you doing on the coffee table? And why does Jason look like he wants to shoot Bruce.
Steph: He lost to Bruce in arm wrestling.
Tim: And Bruce says the only reason he is strong is because of Dad strength.
Duke: You're exaggerating. Bruce can't be that strong.
-2 minutes later-
Duke: I take back what I say.
Danny: Oh I want to try. I've been lifting a lot recently. Look at this. *Flex almost nonexistent muscle*
Tim: Yeah, sure dude. Looks great.
Damian: Your sarcasm is dripping, Drake. And there is no way you are beating father, Fenton.
Danny: Oh just you wait.
-1 minute later-
Jason: What The Fuck.
Dick: You're joking, Bruce. Tell me you're joking.
Jason: There is no fucking way I am weaker than this twink. He looks more malnourished than when I was a street kid.
Damian:*Frowns heavily*
Steph and Cass: *Laughing at Jason's, Bruce's and Dick's shocked face*
Tim: How are you so strong?
Danny: Dad strength.
All at once? Yeah, that sounds cool, I wanna see that.
i keep seeing cop!dick posts on here so lemme just-
... Reading through the notes, which included an article I'd expect off search - I'm honestly still not sure what I'd be looking for. Are containers that look like they lost air after being sealed also an issue here? Their probably a different one, at least, but there's two signs being given for cans, and their in opposite directions.
recently learned my coworker and one of my friends dont know what botulism is, and now im wondering if theyre outliers or if this is my Weird Kid showing through so
do you know what botulism is (Knowing What Botulism Is in this case is described as knowing the concept, how to identify and avoid it in a household context, not necessarily all the scientific parts of what it is and what it can do) and where did you learn about it?
please reblog if you can im sososososo curious
Ah, I see! I suppose that makes sense, if nothing that normally happens with spine growth would mean it has to be replaced. It's a bit variable, but losing out on a good half of one's teenage height gains that way would be a sensible expectation.
I love the dynamic in the Discworld fandom on this site, I think it's mainly because there are a lot of dormant fans, if you will, who've read and loved the books for years but haven't engaged much recently, who sort of reappear whenever a fun post is doing the rounds. It's fantastic. We get the cozy small fandom vibe without the screaming matches, but also get the popular posts from time to time, y'know?
Seems so - there's a 2019 comment (I recommend sorting them by oldest for it) that says that this is the same VA.
Mom from Futurama is basically how I envision Toph as a parent
That's also how I tend to interpret it - I'm pretty sure I'm defaulting to the Ah-ee-shuh option, here.