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as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

The vanilla extract I see here may be tolerated. The baking soda is in excess, and likely is the salt.

You just have to understand you’re on the Internet. You’re literally on Tumblr dot com. This is not a random sample of the US population. You are not a one-person think tank. Polls on here are only useful if you are trying to create a recipe for a cake primarily made of vanilla extract.

i mean this as is they seem like they’re good at the subject but honestly interpret it as whatever

... Oh, interesting. In this scenario, likes (at least) are attached to each reblog, and not the post as a whole.

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

I suddenly feel like I missed more than I thought I did - wasn't Alec one of the more normal folk around, like - not as normal as Parian, sure, but like Piggott, Ms Militia, or Clockblocker?

Amy Dallon haters be like “if I was emotionally neglected for years and then psychologically tortured by one of the scariest serial killers in the world, I would simply not freak out about it”

“By the usual measures, Biden should be cruising to reëlection. Violent crime has dropped to nearly a fifty-year low, unemployment is below four per cent, and in January the S. & P. 500 and the Dow hit record highs. More Americans than ever have health insurance, and the country is producing more energy than at any previous moment in its history. His opponent, who is facing ninety-one criminal counts, has suggested that if he is elected he will fire as many as fifty thousand civil servants and replace them with loyalists, deputize the National Guard as a mass-deportation force, and root out what he calls “the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country.””

— Joe Biden’s Last Campaign

https://www.idrlabs.com/jock-nerd-prep-goth/1/100/1/69.1/result.php

Can't honestly claim to be surprised, really.

everyone please do this quiz

IDRlabs

Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth Test

Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth alignment chart test.

tagging @stars-and-birds @oh-lacy @mqstermindswift @tortured-poets-depxrtment @drewlooks @oh-mother-i-cannot-weave @a-bowl-of-soop @trafficlightsaysidk @allsfairinloveandpoetry13 @thatdelusionalnerd @skies-of-gray @bloodied-dagger @el-fandom-birb @hecateisalesbian @ literally anyone else who wants to

... If one's sister's sister is a princess, I assume the royal family just isn't counting any but the primary heir?

I don't think there's a logic under which you get to claim that phrase without oneself and the first sister don't count besides that...

I've never done animation before

this is something I made as a joke for one of my friends, featuring her OCs

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.