Can Someone Just Send Me Some Flowers

Kevin:Neil stop making out with Andrew *continues making out*well at least I tried

neil josten says “ooo you wanna kiss me so bad” in the middle of arguments with andrew

There was one point in my life were I was obsessed with 'goosebumps'.

I was talking about Goosebumps with a friend tonight and found the greatest tagline for any work of horror ever

Haye Haye mei marjavaan marjavaan tere bin ab toh meri raatein kathti taare gin gin bas tujhko bulaya kare meri bindiya ishaara kare laskaara lashkaara

Teri bindiya ka lashkaare aise chamke jaise chamke Chand ke paas sitaara ooooooooh meri paayal bulaye tujhe Jo ruthe manaye tujhe oh sajanji aah sajanji kuch kuch samjho meri baat ko

Fuck you it's papaya

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

@kevindavidday no it was in the language of ✨love✨

andrew @ neil: that doesn't mean i wouldn't blow you

kevin, sitting smack in the middle of them:

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neil: [roasts riko]

jean, who will probably have to face the consequences of that:

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REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

1.gulab jamum

2.chai

3.holi

4.tiger

5.curd

6.kurkure

7.banana

8.himalaya

9.flute

10.lehenga

11.limca

12.either

13.auto rickshaw

14.bangles

15.bharatnatyam

16.green

17.lungi

18.sindoor

19.shahrukh khan definitely!

20.mehendi on the hands

Indian Ask Game!

1. Are you a jalebi desi or a gulab jamun desi?

2. A mango lassi desi or a chai desi?

3. A Holi desi or a Diwaali desi?

4. An elephant desi or a tiger desi?

5. A ghee desi or a curd desi?

6. A Kurkure desi or a murukku desi?

7. A mango desi or a banana desi?

8. A Himalayas desi or a Ganga desi?

9. A flute desi or a sitar desi?

10. A lehenga desi or a sari desi?

11. A Limca desi or a 7-Up desi?

12. A Ramayana desi or a Mahabharata desi?

13. An auto rickshaw desi or an Indian airline desi?

14. A bindi desi or a bangles desi?

15. A Bharatnatayam desi or a Kathak desi?

16. A green desi or an orange desi?

17. A dhoti desi or a lungi desi?

18. A sindoor desi or a kumkum desi?

19. A Sharukh Khan desi or an Aamir Khan desi?

20. A mehndi on the hands desi or a mehndi on the feet desi?

I've read so many gay smuts that yesterday I was reading a straight smut (don't ask me why) I was fucking confused for 3 minutes over what a g spot is?

Let's do this baby