i want to like be like the dinosaurs; extinct and if revived a terror to the world
I’m feeling very arson-y right now
well it ain’t me so it’s gotta be one a you fuckers
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
if i get followed by one more sex bot I’m losing it
my actual reaction to sexbots following me (it’s literally me, that’s me in the picture)
you ever just feel like a scent, ‘cause i’m feeling pretty warm vanilla
hello everyone i hope all of you are ok right now with everything going on, i hope all of you stay safe and well i love you all (unless you’re right-wing in which case fuck you, pretty much anyone with a good soul! <3) if you need a place to just relax and forget everything for a bit scroll past my most recent posts and read those! i enjoy making people happy and i hope my posts can make you forget all the bad things in the world, even if just for a moment. please take care of yourselves i may not have met you but i love all you beautiful creatures and cryptids!!!!! i will be going back to my usual posts tomorrow but I’ll pin this one (if i can figure out how that is) anyways have a beautiful day/afternoon/evening/night 💖
i really just wanna be a goose and hiss at people and bite small children
to ALL of my followers if you are pro-life and or right wing unfollow me right now because abortion is a right that women should be able to access at ANY GOVEN POINT. i know i normally shitpost, but this is a serious issue that needs to be talked about and if you’re against that you don’t fucking deserve oxygen overturning roe v. wade is a major step backwards. and no abortion is NOT MURDER if you think that then bitch you better be vegan cause with y’all’s mentality meat is murder to. deadass if you don’t support this post comment that you don’t do i can block you.
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thank you so much! I didn’t realize at all, I appreciate you for letting me know! <3
i’ve decided that instead of being a functional member of society, i will become mothmans’ wife and live in the forest
*squeezes*
*comical pop sound*
Please understand that when I say I grab you, I don’t mean grabbing your face or arm thats rude and creepy please don’t do that to anyone
When I say I grab you I’m saying it like I’m grabbing you like a potato. It’s my way of saying hey I appreciate and respect you let’s be friends