I Have One More Vestige Shigaraki Annoys Deku AU, Except I Combined It With The Vestige Bakugou Theory

Katsuki having a heart rate monitor after the war to track if he has any spikes since his heart won’t be the same, but every single time he’s around Izuku it gets a little faster and he’s so embarrassed and frustrated because before he could hide behind his cold expression and no one would know but now it’s really obvious how flustered he gets, and years later when they actually confess and kiss for the first time, when it starts to get hot and heavy it spikes so hard it starts beeping and Izuku is like ‘wait are you okay that doesn’t happen has that happened before kacchan?’ And Katsuki is just like ‘YES IM FINE WE DONT NEED TO STOP ITS FINE’ and he’s just smacking the watch like shut up shut up shut up

I AM CRYING

the upside down gay pose strikes again

(source)

Katsuki: I think I love him.

Eijiro: No, duh.

Katsuki: The hell you mean, "no, duh" !?

Eijiro: Dude, I'm your best buddy. I've seen you pining over Midoriya for, like, two years. You haven't been subtle.

Katsuki: WHAT!! But I only figured out that I love him THIS WEEK!

Eijiro: Oh. Well. Yay! Congrats! You finally caught up to the rest of us!

Katsuki:

Katsuki: I want to punch you right now, Shitty Hair.

Eijiro: I love you too, man.

Damn, can't believe it's been like 3 months- Anyway, Erronjin has entered the stage!!! + the timelapse cause why not?

Katsuki: Izuku, go out with me.

Izuku, who is obsessed with Katsuki but somehow never considered dating him: You wanna go outside?

Katsuki: No, you idiot. I mean be my boyfriend.

Izuku: Wha— *blue-screens*

Katsuki: Earth to nerd *small explosion in front of Izuku’s face*

Izuku: *blinks* But I’m a boy

Katsuki: Hah?? I fucking know that. I’m gay.

Izuku: *just staring, his whole world-view changing*

Katsuki: *getting scared* Aren’t you?!

Izuku: U-um… *rusty gears in his head turning*

Katsuki: Tch. Forget it. *turns to leave, blackwhip grabs his wrist to stop him*

Izuku: You mean you wanna go to amusement parks and… and win each other prizes and share crepes and.. *eyes go wide* *hushed* hold hands? A-and stuff like that?

Katsuki: Are you fucking mocking me right now? I swear to god I’ll—

Izuku: No! No, I… I want Kacchan to be my boyfriend!

idiot smelled too much like Anchordeep

for this ask

The gay baby panics.

So @lloydskywalkers made a post and I laughed so hard for so long and couldn't stop thinking about it so thanks for bringing me joy lloydskywalkers bro have ten seconds of absolute nonsense

[voice work done by me too pls do not repost/reuse audio]