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She'd ask me to commit crimes and I'd say how many

Reposting to add that the Emperor be like hmm I got this cool Sharran lady AND there's a Selûnite on board, let's cause ✨drama✨ and get them to bang

Baldurs Gate 3 is so wild when you realise how vastly different the game is depending on if you choose Tav or Dark Urge

Dark Urge Playthrough: you’re the child of Bhaal, but unlike the Bhaalspawn, you are created solely by Bhaal himself. The first true child of Bhaal. The daughter of one of your father’s previous Bhaalspawn turns on you, attacks you and tries to kill you. In your dying state, she infects you with a parasite so that you’ll die an incredibly humiliating death, and become her slave.

By some miracle you end up on the same nautiloud ship as a Sharron Cleric who happens to to be carrying a gith artefact that contains Baldur himself. Baldur, who was made a mind flayer and is now calling himself the Emperor, realises there’s an incredibly powerful Bhaalspawn on the ship, and that he can use them to his advantage. The power you have will help him destroy Gortash. Of course he picks you, it makes so much sense.

On your way to Baldurs Gate you find out through an unsent letter that you used to be into Gortash. When you get to Baldurs Gate, the man you used to fuck turns out to be an absolute loser and with horror you realise he is still into you. It’s okay though, he’s very easy to kill.

You end up facing off against Orin, your niece, and kill her. Your father appears to you and offers you the chance to become his Slayer. On the high chance you turn him down, he murders you in front of your loved ones, and leaves you to rot.

Then Jergal, the actual Lord of the End of Everything, the original God of Death, who was the very being that turned you father into a God all that time ago, who’s been in your camp for weeks pretending to be this undead scribe called Withers, appears next to your corpse and brings you back to life, basically adopts you, states that he will protect you from Bhaal, and announces that as long as he lives, you will never die. You’re essentially immortal.

Tav Playthrough: you’re a random nobody that was unlucky enough to get kidnapped by Mind Flayers. The Emperor must pick one of the many idiots on the ship to be his pawn. He sees Tav and thinks “ugh, yeah this one will do”.

LOOK AT IT

LOVE THEM WITH ME

Thank you so much again! This made my entire day ngl ❤️

i just know ayana and shadowheart will haunt my dreams tonight

now everyone say thank you @nightingalen7 for writing THE only fanfic ever (wake me up on Ao3, trust me on this one, her Tav is a force of nature)

she's a queen

she's a bard. she's a spy. she's a nun. she thinks god is talking to her. she likes shoes. she has a hairless rabbit as a pet. she broke a guy's neck with her thighs. she's the late pope best friend. she's the new pope. she's bisexual.

love Shadowheart for giving herself a warrior cats name when she was ten and deciding to stick with it for the rest of her life

Ready to kneel before your new goddess of Silver and Shadow? Good, because in just a few days, my new smut fic drops, featuring you, dear reader, and goddess Shadowheart. 🙏

The Tav (Anaya) in my current fic, Wake Me Up:

Anaya, before having her hair destroyed by Sharrans (she loves her hair, someone pity her pls):

Anaya, after having her hair destroyed and letting Shadowheart fix it bc Shadowheart hated seeing her looking like a heathen:

People were INTERESTED on AO3, so I wanted to share.

Me, as a baby teenager trying to convince myself I really fuckin LOVE Alistair while watching my brother be utterly obsessed with Morrigan and being jealous???

Me, as an older teenager finally allowing myself to be obsessed with Leliana (me when I was like SHE GOT WITH A WOMAN???)

Me, meeting my gf of seven years shortly after realizing I'm down bad for women

Me, as an adult loading up BG3 for the first time and KNOWING Shadowheart was the only one of these wonderful fuckers I'd romance EVER

Me discovering lesbianism through gaming is funniest (saddest) thing ever ngl

"Would u still love me if I was a worm" energy

Shadowheart be like: KEEP UR VOICE DOWN WORSHIPPING SHAR IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH

Also Shadowheart:

Shadowheart: How did you know I was a Sharran?

Also Shadowheart: