(... Who are you-)
That's a good question ()!
I'm a teen girl who doesn't know what I'm doing with my life!
(Got that right!)
Hahaha! Oh you!
Which is why I'm making this... What I really crave... is laughter.
(Laughter is the best medicine!)
Darn right it is! Anyone who disagrees-
Ahahhaha- Cory-
I recently have a fav character off The game Overwatch named Junkrat- Who I think is a really funny dude.
(To you.)
Thats why I said "I", Smart one.
(Who you calling "Smart one"?)
It's Achaully a complete if you look at if from not my perspective.
(Oooooh, You need to shut up!)
Woah there, U mad?
(... I got something for you- Hold on!)
So yeah, I just made this to see if... someone would find this funny and I got nothing better to do so... there you have it
(*Sharpening Knife.* Sup Nightmare.)
Yo it was just a joke.
(Oh I know, This a Joke too Hehehe!)
(), () put the Knife down. () why are you coming closer? Stop! Hold up! Wait- AAAAAH-
First off: I'm too young to even think about having a bf.
Second off: That's why people pray and work to get a bf.
Third off: How do you even know if I even want a Bf in the first place?
I'm not you. I have my ways and differences. Sooooo
Are you depressed?
You: Yeah
Do you want to hurt yourself?
You: Mhm
Do you think no one loves you?
You:.... Pretty much.
Then you should have a positive chat!
You: What's a positive chat!?
R-Really... Y-You don't know what a positive chat is?
You: Girl! It's a freaking ad- KEEP READING THE SCRIPT!!!
Positive chat is when you chat with me and get friendly positive tips on life!
You: Gee, That sounds nice!
Yep and guess what! IT'S FREE!!! We'll talk about your feelings, how to overcome bullies and... stuff... AND!!! We can even have a positive friendly conversation about you and the things you love!
You: *Gasp.* I'm gonna have a positive chat right now!
That's the spirit!
Call 1800-1111-Positivity
That's 1800-1111-Positivity
Get the chat that you deserve!
(That's not a real number- Text me something on here and I might get it on time and might not cause this thing doesn't notify me when I get a text soo- Also no negative comments about my home made ad on an website- Bye!!!)
Life...
I’m a book writer!
I write books for fun,
I Synthesize
And I don’t stop till I know I’m done!
On mystical books,
I research mythical creatures,
On Horror books I like to describe the antagonist
And their horrible features!
“My circus is for everyone!
Big and small!
Come watch my attractions,
Come one, Come all!”
A cite from one of my book!
Night Of The Circus!
It’s gonna be a real fright,
And I did it on purpose!
I can’t spell
But let me elaborate on this!
I will still be successful!
Cause it’s on my goals list!
You may think that I can’t
Or say that I’m nothing
But don’t feel hurt
When you see my nothing turned into something.
Ok to be honest I thought I was the last IT fan but it turns out... Ppls are just waiting for the second chapter...
IT: Part two coming in 2019 Sept 6.
... HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!
Me: *Trying to find somewhere to sit on the bus.*
8th Grader: Oh my god! Can you just sit somewhere!?
My mind: Where!? Do you see any open seats!? NO! And I can’t sit in the back because you and the other 8th graders are gonna make a big deal out of IT!
Teacher: I’m gonna pick partners! Julica with Nevaeh!
Julica: Can you pick a new partner for me please!?
My mind: I dislike you too, but this can be so much easier if you stop being such a big baby!!!
Me: *Throws trash away. Walks back to seat.*
Girl: *Puts up her foot on her friend.*
Me: Bruh.
Girl: Go around, or step over my leg.
Girl 2: Exactly!
My mind: Why would you put up your foot in the first place if you know people have to walk back and forth from their seats!?
Me: *Sits down.*
Boy: Ugh! I’m sitting with her!
Girl: Well instead of being a jerk about it how about you just sit you dumb a-
Now that! That right there, rarely happens! I rarely have someone stand up for me against a spoiled kid.
I despise... spoiled kids who thinks that everything goes their way! It drives me freaking crazy! Like… Why? Spoiled kids Think they're cute, that their the most worthy kids on the planet, that they have a good reputation with all the…
Cool kids………. Let me tell y'all something!
There is no such thing as a cool kid!!! If there were!
PRAISE THE LORD!!! JESUS HAS COME BACK TO EITHER AS A CHILD!!! (Even though he already came back but… what eves.)
Now I know some of y'all is like.
You: But not all spoiled kids are bad-
NAH!!! Where I'm from, ALL DEM NIGGAS IS BAD!!!
Now don't get me wrong. If you were me… you'd see where I'm coming from.
Anyway. I… I remember back in elementary I tried to be a “cool kid” Until I started looking back and seeing that, that wasn't my place. I love me now! I love my body, I love my personality! I just love me!
I also hate spoiled kids who think they can tell you who you can be. Like! For instance, First day of 7th grade, Last period, Math! My teacher ask us what we would want to be when we grow up. I for some reason love this question, I love telling peeps my ideas and stuff. Also I had just noticed that my enemy was in this class! We'll just call her… Heather. You know that play, “The Heathers”? She reminds me of the queen of The Heathers. Just like veronica said-
“She's a mythic B****.”
Anyway. So the teacher calls on me and I say-
Me: I would like to be a book writer and Director.
Two girls: *Giggles.*
Guess who's laughing?
Heather and some other girl. The other girl I became friends with buuut… Now I just don't trust her cause one day I heard her and another friend of mine talking about me. I heard my name and they kept looking back and forth at me. And normally when people that to me… It's not really for a good reason.
Anyway!!! The teacher said something to them and I don't really remember what she said but it had something to do with-
Teacher: You laughing now but once you see her all famous and stuff you gonna be sorry you ever did laugh.
Heather: We weren't laughing at her.(She said that in her evil sassy tone: Meaning she was laughing at me)
That's how I think it went.
You see where I'm going with this?
Spoiled kids… Think that anything they say goes.
Life
People say that I'm ugly
Good to know! 👍
Dawnna was playing with her dolls.
“Dawnna! Dawn Dawn! *Makes click sounds* Over here!” Babadook was trying to get her attention by calling her name, making weird sounds, and waving at her.
“Dawn Dawn! Look at- Dawnna- Over here sweetie- Da- Ugggh!!! She won't look at me!!!” Babadook said in anger.
“Dawnna! Sweetie over here!” Pennywise called.
Dawnna looked at Pennywise and walked to him.
“Wha?”
She got in Pennywise lap and snuggled.
“How?”
Pennywise shrugged.
Babadook crawled to them.
“Daaaaawnnaaaa… Lookie! Look at me!”
Dawnna looked at Babadook like he was crazy.
Babadook looked confused.
“Honey… I think our baby is broken.”
“No she just doesn't like you.”
“Oh… Can we have another one-”
“No!!! Absolutely Not!!!”
"Awh, ☹"
People say that I'm boring and weird
Oh well. You can't change dat. So deal with it.
Ok so I guess this guy is a child
And this guy
He met the creator of Fnaf himself.
And this dude
It goes on.
Mother Nightmare by NightmareSGF https://api.jam-community.com/song/detail/6ff9cdf3-9031-11e9-99f7-064f3e9f608e
Listen buddy... you're weird, I'm weird, they're weird. So everyone wins 😌...
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