THE BOYS!!!

Not my artwork but I find this funny it is from one of my favorite fandoms Hetalia

The moment your lover comes up screaming at you and all you can do is laugh at him and then you realize you're still being interviewed and only phrase you can think of is This live

Fuck off Satan

inspired by this post

Danny Phantom, the Ghost King and part-time Justice League member, stood in the Watchtower briefing room, arms crossed and very much trying to look professional. The meeting had been dragging on, and his phone had already buzzed twice, much to Batman’s annoyance.

The third time, it started vibrating again, drawing glares from the Dark Knight and a few raised eyebrows from other Leaguers.

"Phantom," Batman said, his voice a growl.

Danny sighed, pulling out his phone. "Yeah, yeah, I know. Ghost King business doesn’t wait. Let me just—" He hit the answer button with a sharp jab.

"What?!" Danny snapped, glaring at the screen.

The room fell silent. They hadn’t seen Phantom lose his temper like this before.

On the other end, a smooth, deep voice oozed through the speaker.

"Respectfully, my liege, I ask that you reconsider my proposal on—"

Danny cut him off mid-sentence. "Not today, Satan." With an exasperated sigh, he ended the call and pocketed the phone without another thought.

The reaction was immediate. Superman chuckled, Green Lantern grinned, and Flash burst into laughter. Even Wonder Woman's lips twitched upward.

"Nice," Hal said, giving Phantom a thumbs-up. "Solid delivery."

Danny waved it off. "What can I say? He’s persistent, and I’ve got no time for his nonsense today."

But not everyone was laughing. Constantine sat ramrod straight, pale as a sheet, his cigarette dangling precariously from his lips.

"Danny," Constantine croaked, his voice barely above a whisper. "Was that the Satan? Like... Lucifer Morningstar Satan?"

Danny blinked, tilting his head. "Uh, yeah? Who else would it be? Dude’s been pestering me about a territorial dispute with the Infinite Realms for weeks."

The entire room went quiet again, and all eyes turned to Constantine. The seasoned warlock looked like he might pass out on the spot.

"You just hung up on the actual Devil," Constantine hissed, his British accent thick with disbelief.

Danny shrugged. "Yeah, and? He’s one of my subjects. I’m the Ghost King. I outrank him. If he wants to whine about his little hellish boundaries, he can take a number."

Constantine’s eyes darted around the room, desperately seeking someone to share in his existential terror, but the rest of the League didn’t seem to grasp the gravity of what just happened.

"You outrank..." Constantine trailed off, rubbing his temples. "Bloody hell, kid, you don’t just hang up on Lucifer!"

Danny smirked, leaning casually against the wall. "Oh, I do. And I’ll do it again if he calls during League meetings. I’ve got enough on my plate without playing arbiter for Hell’s bureaucracy."

Clark patted Constantine on the shoulder. "Relax, John. Sounds like Danny has it under control."

John groaned. "We’re all doomed."

Danny, unfazed, pulled out his phone again and started texting. "Now, if we’re done freaking out, can we get back to the meeting? Or do I need to block Satan’s number to make that happen?"

The League collectively laughed, except for Constantine, who was muttering something about needing stronger wards and a drink.

I took this picture not long ago Title: middle of nowhere

Okay So weird thought But what if team rocket from pokemon was never truly part of team rocket. The one I'm talking about are the ones that follow ash for the Pikachu. What if they were disguised as that because ash's mom hired them to look after her son as he travels around. Because this came to my thought they haven't really truly hurt Ash all that much. Not only this they've also on several occasions actually helped him. Not only were they supposed to look after him but make his traveling a bit more interesting it is why They catch Pikachu and other pokemon he travels with every so often. And it also makes more sense that they really weren't ever truly part of team rocket because team rocket really doesn't have any affinity in the other regions. So why would they go there and a lot of people think you should get the Pikachu because Pikachu is rare. There is other pikachus that we've seen the show mind you I haven't actually watched the series in a long time But this is came into my head. So what if they were just hired by ash's mom to make sure he was okay cause I've seen she's quite overprotective at least from what I remember. And they were hired just to make sure he didn't get overly hurt or killed and Have a Rememberable time.

Zethrid: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Haggar: Please never become a surgeon.

When one of your first impressions of your collage is Cupid shuffle #funtimes

Lance: This is probably the second weirdest way I've almost died.

Allura: What was the first?

Lance: It's very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the state.

Bounty Hunter Branch AU!!

I wasn't the first person to think of this, I believe it was @riciart. I was inspired by them to make my own AU for this idea. I have a lot of lore planned out for this already and I should write this somewhere because it is all in my head. I'm also open to questions about this AU, also the name isn't set in stone, I might change it.

Not my work but I love Creepypasta