Keith: Lance and I-
Shiro: are getting married?
Keith: no I-
Shiro, pulling out a binder: sit down, I have the entire thing planned out already-
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Tucker streams games every week on top of his tech reviews. He sometimes invites his friends to join.
The most popular guest is his friend Danny who has unique reactions to some games. Horror games tend to make him emotional.
[Slay the Princess]: *sobs* They so me fr! I know how it feels!
[FNAF]: That's what happened to me.
[Dead by Daylight]: So the killers are hot. What?! Someone had to say it!
[Little Nightmares]: Reminds me of my childhood.
[Fear and Hungar]: I feel a strong connection with this. Should I be concerned?
Tucker only lets Danny join during horror steams because he's hard to scare and is actually comforting to have around. Like scary dog privilege.
In one stream there was actually a break in and Danny wordlessly stood up and left the room after telling Tucker to keep playing. There was a lot of noise and Danny came back with a blood smear on his cheek and a bat.
The moment your lover comes up screaming at you and all you can do is laugh at him and then you realize you're still being interviewed and only phrase you can think of is This live
America really lets Canada talk to him in ways no one should EVER be talking to the only world power.
Pffft are you kidding Matthew can talk to Alfred however he wants. Canada has Big Dog Privilege, but the big dog is actually a huge baby in need of constant support and affection, and Matt’s the one to provide it 90% of the time. Even if Matt is ripping him a new asshole, more often than not, Alfred will respond like a kid being scolded by their mild-mannered parent. It helps that when Matthew really blows up on him, Alfred almost always deserves it. Matt receives more apologies from Alfred than anyone else on earth, which makes sense based on geography alone, but is additionally layered with the special privileges (and burdens) Canada holds in relation to its only neighbor. So while the brothers do often engage in shouting matches, in the modern day Matthew almost never sees any negative consequences from their arguments, and usually receives apology gifts shortly after.
So yeah, Matt might provoke the nuclear-powered hellhound now and again, but the hellhound usually responds like a kicked puppy. Sure, he got kicked because he tried to bite someone’s arm off, but he’s still a kicked puppy. A nuclear, world-dominating, over-militarized puppy who would die if it meant keeping Matt’s love and support.
#aph america
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He's about to kill someone for hurting his deku Not mine My hero Academy #katsudeku
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The UK: We have these cheeky little buggers called fairies. Rater tricky little fellows.
The Nordics: This is a gnome. Lovely and silly little guys that protect your house. They enjoy a prank or two but it is always in good fun!
America & Canada: Don't go into the fucking woods! You thought you heard something? No you fucking didn't. You thought you saw something? Go TF back inside! You didn't whistle back did you? What do you mean you thought you heard your grandma calling you from the woods so you responded and then it spoke back with your voice? That sounds like your own fault and a you problem now!