Veronica: I Only Want One Slice.

Veronica: I only want one slice.

Lance: Me too. Pizza is very fattening.

Veronica: Lance, that’s two. You just stacked two slices on top of each other.

Lance: Shh, Ronnie. Not when you eat it like this.

Lance: The body doesn’t know.

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1 month ago

I want a fic where Bruce gets hurt real bad on like a Justice League mission like to the point that they're actually not sure 100% if he'll make it not the time stream something different and all his kids burst in there and at this point the Justice League does not know besides let's say Superman and Wonder Woman that they are his kids so they try to block them from seeing their dad and they freak out pretty much all yelling let me see my my dad or whatever they call Bruce in that sort of way and that's how the rest of the Justice League find out Batman has a lot of kids and some of them are crime Lords

Thinking about the Batkids being clingy to Bruce.

Do you ever get that untamable tsunami of tears when you're apart from your parent? Even if you fight, and argue, and resent eachother sometimes, but when they're not next to you you feel like a part of you is missing?

It's like that.

Dick cries after Bruce every single night when he moves to Bludhaven. They're both trapped in a game of who'll call first, despite knowing very well neither of them will.

Yes, he's crushing it as Nightwing. Yes, he's doing what Bruce thought him to do, -- be better than Batman. Yes, he's perfectly normal about his Tati being so far away from him. He is.

Jason? Jason misses Bruce when they're in the same room together. He'll sit awake in the breath of night, his phone in hand, crying after Bruce after a single day.

This is for the angst side.

On the other side, Jason who begs Bruce to let him join Diana on this year's Amazonian Olympics, and having to pretend he's not crying in his pillow every night? Please.

Bruce: Are you having fun?

Jason, sending a puffy eyed selfie, looks like he cried all night: You're not here, so yes

7 years ago
Not My Work Anime Hetalia Ship Amepan

Not my work anime Hetalia Ship amepan

1 year ago

Ablaze and John Dory

These are just some snippets of my Ablaze and John Dory headcanons that are scattered around the Trolls Discord.

Ablaze despises BroZone and he doesn't even try to hide it. The second they're off the stage after their reunion show with BroZone at Vacay Island all happy pretenses are dropped.

John Dory, the overzealous and oblivious bastard that he is, comes up to Ablaze and claps him on the shoulder to compliment his performance but before he can even get a word out Ablaze snarls and shrugs him off with a harsh "Don't touch me."

JD only has time to look affronted and open his mouth to retort before Ablaze stalks off to go throw his arm over Branch's shoulders and ruffle his hair- which Branch will not let John do- with a bright smile and an "Amazing as always, B." on his tongue.

Thus began the rivalry.

Ablaze and John Dory fight a lot, obviously, even if it's in the most petty ways that can fly under the radar. Ablaze will hold the door for everyone but John Dory, John Dory will invite every other member of Kismet except Ablaze out with BroZone, etc. One day, after John Dory does something else stupid and petty like give only Ablaze "constructive criticism" on his performance Ablaze just leans in, looks John Dory dead in the eyes, and says "I will be there for him long after you're dead in the ground." and just walks away.

And just for fun take a little snippet that will be written into a Familiar and New chapter or maybe even it's own story somewhere down the line:

John Dory is still talking but Ablaze can't hear the vitriol spewing from his bastard mouth over the battle cry his heart was pounding in his ears. Who the hell did this troll think he was to barge into their space and attack one of their own? Branch's shoulders are rising up to meet his drooping ears and he has this haunted and scared look on his face that only feeds into the volcanic fury burning through Ablaze's veins.

"I don't even know why I try with you," John Dory hisses, pinching the bridge of his nose, and Branch makes this wounded noise deep in the back of his throat. Ablaze sees red. With an outraged snarl he lunges over the couch and tackles John Dory to the ground, uncaring of the startled cries that ring out around him. He reels his fist back and slams it into the bastard's face, relishing in the crack he feels beneath his knuckles. John Dory flails, unprepared, and Ablaze uses the opportunity to hit him again, and again, and again and a sick pleasure sparks in his gut at the sight of John Dory's face getting progressively bloodier.

Arms scramble for purchase on his shoulders, his vest, even tangling desperately into the hair at the nape of his neck but Ablaze fights against their hold and struggles to get a few more hits in. No one gets to talk to his band like that. He'll be damned if he sits back and lets John Dory open his vile mouth to say one more twisted criticism to his little brother. Branch was his.

"'Blaze!" Branch's panicked voice cuts through the rage and he finally lets the paws drag him away from John's trembling body with a low growl

6 years ago

I love this video credit to all original people who made this and the songwriter and singers


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10 years ago

Tokyo ghoul opening

10 years ago
So True That It's Sad

So true that it's sad

1 month ago

Quick bat family it is 1:00 a.m. once again I want to know if anyone has read a story like this it is an itch that needs to be scratched but I can't find one

Okay so let's say identities are known and all that the Justice League know that the other Gotham vigilantes the bats and the birds or Batman's kids and they see the kids just kind of like bullying him and he just Sighs and does tired dad look and just kind of let them do that to him he doesn't care. I say one of the other members of the Justice League I'm kind of seeing like hal or Plastic Man( I read a recent story where Plastic Man was kind of an a****** so that's why I chose him) start making fun and bullying Bruce the Bat kids just whip around and start laying into them because they can see that stuff because that's their dad at the end of the day he loves them unconditionally and they love him but if anyone else disrespects him and talks to him like that they get pissed and they just start tearing down whoever dared try to bully Batman in front of them and let's say maybe like cyborg or Wally are there and they're just like oh you should not have done that you just opened a can of worms or a war on yourself. Just like they can bully each other like siblings do but if anyone else does it's on site and Bruce has to calm down his kids before they send whoever bullied him to Med Bay

So if anyone has something similar or anything like that let me know I can't find anything like this and it's an itch that is for scratched it's actually keeping me awake


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2 months ago

I got a couple more dcxdp that are tim/Danny but in the end read what you like. They're each going to be their own post

Okay first one of today. Dan and Dani got deaged to a toddler and baby respectly. (I have seen many of this with danny/Jason they are good but I want to see one with tim) Danny take his kids and move to Gotham for a fresh start. He meets tim some how. And pretty quickly Tim like Falls real fast for him and he loves Danny's kids as well.

I want the bat family besides like one or two people are completely against Tim and Danny being together simply because Danny is a teenage parent according to them. You can choose who is okay with them I was kind of like leaning towards Jason cuz I think I'll be like a really awesome like bonding moment between Jason and Tim. And maybe at one point they meet Danny but not the kids and they're just they do not hide their distaste for him.

At one point Tim and Danny have like a real heart to heart like hey my kids are always going to come first I understand if you don't want to be with somebody who is who already has kids but Tim's like I love those brats those little buggers.

I think it would be really awesome if team Phantom all move to Gotham to support Danny and the kids so he had like a system there already everyone is just thriving there Valerie Wes Sam Tucker jazz.

And I want this to be like good Fenton parents because I think they would just spoil their grandkids and I'm just proud of their son of stepping up and like they know how those kids came about.

Feel free to add would love to see this if somebody is a good writer I am not that person


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8 years ago

And those who were seen dancing and thought to be insane by those who cannot hear the music

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7 years ago
I Took This Picture Not Long Ago I Call A Long Trip Ahead

I took this picture not long ago I call a long trip ahead

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